~~whimsy~~
I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
Good. Bad. Discombobulating. How is everyone?
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ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
I was good, but then I clicked on this thread. Now, I just want to punish my nutsack by bruising it with hard whips from a thick belt buckle.
I just finished a book, it was alright nothing special. I'm sure if I put my mind to it I could write one better. But I'm just too lazy.
I also got slightly worried earlier because I thought I found a lump in my ball sack. Then I realised I was squeezing one of my testicles. When I had regained consciousness whilst I was brushing myself down I thought I found another lump. But yet again I was squeezing my testicles and as you can imagine I jerked off into a clean sock because I was feeling kind of fancy and my usual crusty old dirty one just wasn't up to the task. I love ol' blue stripe but like any middle aged hooker some of the tread has worn away and it's just not as enjoyable as it would have been 15 years earlier.
Now, red stripe she was a real pleasure giver. I'm thinking of bumping her up to head jerk sock. But then again in a few years I will be in the same position as I am now. So I might as well just get myself chemically castrated and be done with it.
I would go the old meat cleaver and chopping board rout but I'm just not that drunk at the moment. Who knows, another couple glasses of Jack Daniels I might be in the mood.
Everyone should meditate.
No, you shouldn't! Your pain and suffering is what makes you who you are so stop that shit right now.
Now repeat after me: BlueBalls is one sexy motherfucker.
Yeah?
Good. Now don't you feel better?
I'm sorry to have to say this but I think you are a sociopath.
Who cares, am I right? Become a scientologist while you still can. It's our only hope!!!
I also got slightly worried earlier because I thought I found a lump in my ball sack. Then I realised I was squeezing one of my testicles. When I had regained consciousness whilst I was brushing myself down I thought I found another lump. But yet again I was squeezing my testicles and as you can imagine I jerked off into a clean sock because I was feeling kind of fancy and my usual crusty old dirty one just wasn't up to the task. I love ol' blue stripe but like any middle aged hooker some of the tread has worn away and it's just not as enjoyable as it would have been 15 years earlier.
Now, red stripe she was a real pleasure giver. I'm thinking of bumping her up to head jerk sock. But then again in a few years I will be in the same position as I am now. So I might as well just get myself chemically castrated and be done with it.
I would go the old meat cleaver and chopping board rout but I'm just not that drunk at the moment. Who knows, another couple glasses of Jack Daniels I might be in the mood.
Everyone should meditate.
No, you shouldn't! Your pain and suffering is what makes you who you are so stop that shit right now.
Now repeat after me: BlueBalls is one sexy motherfucker.
Yeah?
Good. Now don't you feel better?
I'm sorry to have to say this but I think you are a sociopath.
Who cares, am I right? Become a scientologist while you still can. It's our only hope!!!
gunslingingbird
I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
Well, I was debating whether or not I should go to the Outside Lands Festival. I don't think I'll go, as there is only one act that I wanna watch and it doesn't merrit an hour's drive to San Fagcisco. But at the same time, I have an all-access show pass and a staff parking pass. Maybe I should just forget about it entirely and go tomorrow, when I'll actually be getting paid to be there. Hmm...
By the way, if given the choice, would you watch AC/DC or Def Leppard? I was given that choice last Friday, since both bands are playing on Wednesday. I took AC/DC because I REALLY want a pick, a set list, and a crew shirt, but Def Leppard would've been better pay. Oh, well. Decisions, decisions. :dunno:
By the way, if given the choice, would you watch AC/DC or Def Leppard? I was given that choice last Friday, since both bands are playing on Wednesday. I took AC/DC because I REALLY want a pick, a set list, and a crew shirt, but Def Leppard would've been better pay. Oh, well. Decisions, decisions. :dunno:
Skyraider22
The One and Only Big Daddy
I'm good thanks for asking.Didn't do much today about to kick back with some strawberry kool-aid and watch the Chicago-Denver game and then True Blood other than that it is all good and yeah BlueBalls is a sexy motherfucker I do feel better.:1orglaugh
I take it then you're one of the few people out there that doesn't mind when he gets some socks as a present. At least we know what to get you for Christmas now.
Please, don't feed my addiction. :crying:
lurkingdirk
I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
do you at least allow people to volunteer to BE the sock?
BlueBalls is one sexy motherfucker...
Now there's an offer I can't refuse.
I'll leave the door open, just come in when you get here.
hiropro
My wife doesn't know I'm a perv!
busenbust
^^^^
Hypergalaxy
Fuck the rest, Freeones is the best!
Thats good Publicity for Freeones :1orglaugh
lurkingdirk
I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
never drink the kool-aid that blueballs offers. that's my advice.
ezteban
Less than 2,000 posts away from my free Freeones T-shirt.
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
Doin' great, actually. Home from school early tonight - grading is done and so are plans for the rest of the week. That leaves my evening free for football and beer!
So uhm...Biomech is drinking blue balls' jerking sock?
Not much is new with me but since you asked heres an update
I started work today, I'm a child care provider (I usually just say nanny but my husband said that makes me sound old lol) for a 2 month old baby girl, I work from 5 am until 6 pm (both her parents are in the Army) I just finished up Girl Scout recruiting and we finally have our orientation meeting on the 10th, I'm the brownie leader, (brownies are 2nd and 3rd graders) I also just had my first advertisement published in the base's magazine for my book club that I'm starting. Its going to be on Sundays from 3 to 4 and the first book we are reading is The Almost Moon by Alice Sebold. It was pretty cool to see my name in the magazine with my contact info :o Uhmm Oh I play this stupid dice game on facebook called Farkle and I beat my mother in laws high score
I need to do laundry, my tan lines are fading, I'm getting my eyebrows, hair and nails done on Friday and Saturday is girls night and I will be wasted Sooo thats pretty much it. Oh & Blueballs is one sexy motherfucker!
