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Some Lessons In Management..

Roald

I can set my own custom title!
Management Course
Lesson 1:


A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor

Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'

'It was Bob the next door neighbor she replies.

'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story:

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
 

Hot Mega

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
Dammit Roald! Here I was expecting more hot pics...oh well..
 

shayd

If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one.
I remember a flash movie of this scenario a couple of years back, but still funny nonetheless.
 

robbied196

FreeOnes is pumping through my veins!
The problem with this is, you say she dropped her towel for $800, but where's the photo evidence? :D
 
"If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure."

Try telling that to Chrysler et al.
 

D-rock

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
The worst part about the situation is finding out that it wasn’t really you that was worth $800 dollars. :1orglaugh
 
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