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Some lil boy tryin to jack me at the store last week....

Teddy X

Violating the parole
....but they can't fade me....momma's need their baby (And thats 4 real...)
A ***** in the liquor store tonight got his little sidekick (lil kid...dont know if it his son or brother) or whatever at the store try to get some drank (Screwdriver mix with Gin, Vokda, 160 Proof and more) from around the corner from where I stay at. When I got my drink and dipped out the store 2 da car, this lil ***** got the nerve to say "Hey fat man, Give me your money" and I notice that the way the dued say it, the other ***** made him say it and I saw the man in the store after I got my drink. (I know the cat that made the lil ***** say it, I knew him from Grambling State dayz....But I got to watch dat ***** doe, U know how it is maine....) I heard him but the shit didnt faze me due to the way he said the shit. The lil ***** haning with the wrong cats like they say....


Duke (Boyz N Da Hood)
Even tough guys get duck taped and hog tied
"Dem Boyz





Chad Butler aka Pimp C(R.I.P.) (Sweet James Jones)on Celly Cell's "Pop Da Trunk"

I'm comin' down the west end, niggas tryin' to jack/
And bust a right Coney Island pop the trunk and started cappin'/
Niggas was happenin' put they Burboun to the floor *****/
Hard to bust back but I was penetrating they doe/
***** in PA, it's like the wild, wild west/
Cuz we all pack pistols and we all wear vests/
When the shit pop out, who gon stunt/
***** ain't shootin' me first I fin to pop the trunk/





Free Turk (H.B. 4 Lyfe) on Hot Boyz "Jack Who, Take What"

***** know I got that work - so he plottin' and watchin'/
Try'na see when I'm gone - so he can break in my house and../
I'ma bake a cake for him, make him think I'm outta town/
I know he here hustlin' I'm on my monkey talkin' loud/
Tellin' my round not be there pick me up from the 'port/
On my way ta Nashville, 10 bricks I'm gonna score/


..And on top of that It was raining big time....
 

sdj374

I'm having an orgasm!
... or whatever at the store try to get some drank (Screwdriver mix with Gin, Vokda, 160 Proof and more) ...

Drank ain't drank less it got that promethazine, you feel me?
 

~~whimsy~~

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
:wtf:

Did I just get culturally pwned?
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
A ***** in the liquor store tonight got his little sidekick (lil kid...dont know if it his son or brother)

Some punk hands me cake at a birthday party.
What am I supposed to do with this, eat it?
Happy birthday to the GROUND!

:dunno:
 

meesterperfect

Hiliary 2020
Why must you make a mockery of the english language?
1500 years of perfecting something and you screwheads are gonna fuck it up in one generation?
I'd like to beat some grammar into you.

I don't like this op.
I dont like him one bit.
I'd like o grind him up......use him as fertilizer for my prize winning
rose bushes.
 

jasonperez

Pussy, pussy, where are you?
...in addition to that, "sum mark-ass trick jus stepped on my sneakas, letz ride on dem foolz at dey own barbeque, robble rop"
 

tunsty

If FreeOnes was a woman, I'd marry her!
Swahili?
Nepalese?
Cobblers?



Translation please... :dunno:
 

Galactic

Pain heals, chicks dig scars, Freeones lasts forever
Why must you make a mockery of the english language?
1500 years of perfecting something and you screwheads are gonna fuck it up in one generation?
I'd like to beat some grammar into you.

I don't like this op.
I dont like him one bit.
I'd like o grind him up......use him as fertilizer for my prize winning
rose bushes.

:1orglaugh Great post....rep to you! Thanks for the laugh my man.....I could not possibly agree with you anymore......ah hell, that made me smile, something I sorely needed after seeing the Rockies blow it last night.......
 
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