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<blockquote data-quote="StanScratch" data-source="post: 3700786" data-attributes="member: 315025"><p>Dubya never was able to figure out the whole internets thing. Problem went something like this:</p><p></p><p>Bush: OK, how do I type in the address thingy?</p><p>Instructor: OK, type in "W"</p><p>Bush: Huh?</p><p>Instructor: Type in "W"</p><p>Bush: Yeah, wadya want?</p><p>Instructor: No, on your keyboard. Hit "W".</p><p>Bush: Why should I hit myself? I'm gonna get Cheney to hit you in the face!</p><p>Instructor: No, don't hit yourself. On the keyboard. See the "W"?</p><p>Bush: Keyboard ain't got a mirror on it, fella. You high or somethin'?</p><p>Instructor: See the letter between "Q" and "E"?</p><p>Bush: Hey! They got a number named after me! </p><p>Instructor: It's a...nevermind. Just take your finger and press that key.</p><p>Bush: OK. Will it make me stronger. No. No. I don't feel no stronger. You fuckin' lyin' to me, you son of a bitch? I'll send Cheney to shoot you in the face.</p><p>Instructor: No...stop pushing the button...that is too many "W"s!</p><p>Bush: Fuck you, you fuckin' fucker! Ain't no such thing as too much me. Ain't enough of me. And if you don't like that, I'll have Cheney shit in your face.</p><p>Instructor: Ugh. Nevermind. I give up! I'm out of here!</p><p>Bush: OK. See you later tonight, Laura.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="StanScratch, post: 3700786, member: 315025"] Dubya never was able to figure out the whole internets thing. Problem went something like this: Bush: OK, how do I type in the address thingy? Instructor: OK, type in "W" Bush: Huh? Instructor: Type in "W" Bush: Yeah, wadya want? Instructor: No, on your keyboard. Hit "W". Bush: Why should I hit myself? I'm gonna get Cheney to hit you in the face! Instructor: No, don't hit yourself. On the keyboard. See the "W"? Bush: Keyboard ain't got a mirror on it, fella. You high or somethin'? Instructor: See the letter between "Q" and "E"? Bush: Hey! They got a number named after me! Instructor: It's a...nevermind. Just take your finger and press that key. Bush: OK. Will it make me stronger. No. No. I don't feel no stronger. You fuckin' lyin' to me, you son of a bitch? I'll send Cheney to shoot you in the face. Instructor: No...stop pushing the button...that is too many "W"s! Bush: Fuck you, you fuckin' fucker! Ain't no such thing as too much me. Ain't enough of me. And if you don't like that, I'll have Cheney shit in your face. Instructor: Ugh. Nevermind. I give up! I'm out of here! Bush: OK. See you later tonight, Laura. [/QUOTE]
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