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Something kind of funny happened tonight!

Have you ever pissed yourself while drunk?


  • Total voters
    16

meganmilian

Banned
I take joy out of the little things in life. I know! I'm WEIRD! Anyway, I was at the Jewel Tonight buying groceries at about 11:55p. I heard this big lady say over the intercom, "5 minutes to buy liquor, last call to buy alcohol", I just bought a six pack of Coronas myself. When I was walking out...I see these two good looking, college age boyz gingerly strolling in from the parking lot, laughing, and joking around with each other. I said, "They stop selling liquor in about 4 minutes"...LMAO! You should have seen the mixed looks of gratitude and panic they had as they now started basically running in the store~ PRICELESS! :glugglug:
 

HELLRAISER

Looking to go where no FreeOnes member has gone before!
I take joy out of the little things in life. I know! I'm WEIRD! Anyway, I was at the Jewel Tonight buying groceries at about 11:55p. I heard this big lady say over the intercom, "5 minutes to buy liquor, last call to buy alcohol", I just bought a six pack of Coronas myself. When I was walking out...I see these two good looking, college age boyz gingerly strolling in from the parking lot, laughing, and joking around with each other. I said, "They stop selling liquor in about 4 minutes"...LMAO! You should have seen the mixed looks of gratitude and panic they had as they now started basically running in the store~ PRICELESS! :glugglug:

Tecate > Corona
 

Galactic

Pain heals, chicks dig scars, Freeones lasts forever
That's at least one thing I have not done while drunk.......wait, that sounds worse than it is......ahh, fuck it.
 

lechepicha

Prince of the Rotten Milk
NO. at least i don't remember doing it.
 
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