Something REALLY embarrassing that happened to you!

[Trinidad Gyrl]

Come on it's the web and you R safe what embarrassing - happened to you or you and Co.????

1. In high school I told my friend I'd fuck Mr. Wagner the young Basketball coach when we were in the hall. Mr Wagner was coming out of a meeting, heard me and said "I'm too old for you and be careful what you say in school."

2. About 3 years ago, I somehow dropped a porn video my girlfriend and I rented called No Man's Land: Coffee & Cream, in the middle of Sears. A family with 4 young kids was walking by! One of the kids picked it up to hand it to me.


3. Left my $175 earrings in the shower at the gym - went back and banged on the door for maybe 30 seconds. A much older and chubby woman was showering in that stall, she opened the door angrily and was like WTF!!!

4. The inspiration for this thread. Ordered a peach tea and burrito at the drive through 2 days ago. Forgot I had no cash/anything on me yet. Said sorry to the pimple faced guy and drove off!

 

[meesterperfect]

in disney world when i was ten.
we were in the glass bottom boat, me, my mom, aunt grandmom, 2 cousins and a group of other tourists.
i was wearing my new davey crockett coonskin cap.
i put a whole bag of skittles in my mouth in one shot, then while looking down at the glass bottom i sneezed, a mouthful of skittles and spit splattered all over the glass.

my mom and my aunt tried to scrape it up or off to the side but it just smeared all over.
finally my aunt used my new hat to clean it as best she could.
it was a rainbow of colors all over that boat, ruined the ride for everyone.

 

[vodkazvictim]

He'd probably have just given it to ya if you'd have said.

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?p=3044995&highlight=drunk+story#post3044995

I was out for a run one day when two birds chased each other in front of me.
The tailing bird was obviously a young and over-excitable male, because mid-flight he released his seed prematurely and SPLAT! I got it right in the fucking eye.
That would be less embarrassing if I never told people about that.

A girl I used to screw was trimming her pubes with scissors and was very embarrassed to confess to me that she'd accidently managed to cut a pussy lip.

A once met a girl.... went back to hers.... there was a little string hanging out of her... turns out she'd forgot to take the tampon out.
Poor girl was so embarrassed after that; all she wanted to do was cuddle. So that's all we did.

Me and some mates were out on the town.
One of my mates spotted a girl. kissed her.
Came back to us straight away disgusted, wiping his mouth and complaining that she tasted of spunk.

I'm sure I've posted a whole load in another drunk thread, but can't find it to link to and can't be bothered to remember and type them all out.

 

[PirateKing]

9th grade, training season for the track team. The coach would drive us to insane limits and a lot of us lost our lunch once or twice. The most embarrassing moment was when I hurled and the cheerleading squad, who happened to be practicing on the field, was there to witness it and I could hear the "ews". Luckily my track buddy also hurled shortly after (probably from seeing me hurl) so I wasn't the odd man out. Lesson: eat light, because you never know when the coach is going to make you sprint a mile.

 

[Hot Mega]

Too embarrassed to say.

 

[bahodeme]

I was with an office meeting and lost track of time. We were about to finish when my girlfriend called to see where we were going for lunch. I normaly keep my cell on vibrate but this time...Well now those who were in the meeting know the refrain of N.E.R.D's Lapdance.

 

[GregCentauro]

I posted in this thread :anonymous

 

[ApolloBalboa]

When I was in elementary school, I was walking in the hallway when I got sick and threw up all over the floor, creating a huge puddle. I ran to the bathroom, took off my shirt and held it under the water in the sink to try and clean it. A few minutes later, a kid from my class walked in and said "Hey, you see someone threw up in the hallway?" and asked why I had my shirt off. I told him I'd slipped in it, finished washing, and went back to class with him. Later, the principal came to the classroom and called me out into the hallway. It turns out that there had been a teacher and student studying outside one of the classrooms semi-hidden in the shadows so I hadn't seen them who reported me. I spent the rest of the day in the hallway helping the janitor clean up my barf with my classmates taking turns pressing their faces against the classroom window staring at me.

 

[Deepcover]

Come on it's the web and you R safe what embarrassing - happened to you or you and Co.????

2. About 3 years ago, I somehow dropped a porn video my girlfriend and I rented called No Man's Land: Coffee & Cream, in the middle of Sears. A family with 4 young kids was walking by! One of the kids picked it up to hand it to me.

I hoped you learned from that.

 

[vodkazvictim]

2. About 3 years ago, I somehow dropped a porn video my girlfriend and I rented called No Man's Land: Coffee & Cream, in the middle of Sears. A family with 4 young kids was walking by! One of the kids picked it up to hand it to me.

So you used to have a girlfriend, either you used to date girls or you used not to be one, satisfy my curiosity?

When I was in elementary school, I was walking in the hallway when I got sick and threw up all over the floor, creating a huge puddle. I ran to the bathroom, took off my shirt and held it under the water in the sink to try and clean it. A few minutes later, a kid from my class walked in and said "Hey, you see someone threw up in the hallway?" and asked why I had my shirt off. I told him I'd slipped in it, finished washing, and went back to class with him. Later, the principal came to the classroom and called me out into the hallway. It turns out that there had been a teacher and student studying outside one of the classrooms semi-hidden in the shadows so I hadn't seen them who reported me. I spent the rest of the day in the hallway helping the janitor clean up my barf with my classmates taking turns pressing their faces against the classroom window staring at me.

So that was you.
I always had a crush on you...

 

[PirateKing]

When I was in elementary school, I was walking in the hallway when I got sick and threw up all over the floor, creating a huge puddle. I ran to the bathroom, took off my shirt and held it under the water in the sink to try and clean it. A few minutes later, a kid from my class walked in and said "Hey, you see someone threw up in the hallway?" and asked why I had my shirt off. I told him I'd slipped in it, finished washing, and went back to class with him. Later, the principal came to the classroom and called me out into the hallway. It turns out that there had been a teacher and student studying outside one of the classrooms semi-hidden in the shadows so I hadn't seen them who reported me. I spent the rest of the day in the hallway helping the janitor clean up my barf with my classmates taking turns pressing their faces against the classroom window staring at me.

Did you get back at them for snitching on you?

 

[L3ggy]

I used to know nothing about mythology.

 

[Bearded_Menace]

Nothing as embarrassing as being caught jacking off by your sister while your dick is at full mast and oozing.

 

[PirateKing]

I've had my fair share of walk-ins while I was fondling myself. No one knew how to knock. I had to wear pants while I masturbated in case I needed to quickly stuff it back in, but I would still had a tent so I wasn't fooling anyone. Once I was almost caught in the same moment as Menace, but I managed to hide it in time. Unfortunately I made a mess in my pants and had to change afterward.

 

[L3ggy]

I once walked in on PK rubbing one out, he wanted me to join him.

 

[PirateKing]

Hey, you were the one who walked in with the jar of peanut butter.

 

[L3ggy]

I thought you wanted some, which I hadn't asked....

 

[PirateKing]

As I recall, your exact words were "smear some on". I was even reluctant at first but you were so damn persuasive.

 

[L3ggy]

I read somewhere that it boosts the experience.

 

[pete rose]

shat myself at a friend's house in the 6th grade, tried being stealthy by running it under the bathroom faucet. who was i kidding?