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Something REALLY embarrassing that happened to you!
- Thread starter Trinidad Gyrl
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vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
O RLY?Nothing as embarrassing as being caught jacking off by your sister while your dick is at full mast and oozing.
Did she then BLANK you, BLANK your BLANK clean and BLANK into your eyes as she BLANK your oozing BLANK off your still BLANK BLANK?
Did it "feel so wrong but feel so right?" ("Oh what a night, late december back in '63...")
Did the forbidden thrill excite you? Did you then get BLANK immediately, only to be dissapointed as she winked at you, BLANK your BLANK which she had BLANK up and exited?
This post edited by Plasma Twat at 19:24.
Reason: Obey the board rules! :ban: :ban2::hammer:
pete rose
Tip: install a spycam in your toilet.
yes, i shit all over myself.
PirateKing
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ApolloBalboa
Was King of the Board for a Day
I suspected as much after I found a picture of your penis inside my cubbyhole.
Kind of. I burnt the school down with everyone still inside.
meesterperfect
Hiliary 2020
so far mine was best by a mile.
everybody pukes , gets caught whackin or shits themselves once in a while.
lets hear some good ones like the time i went to a friends house who had the whole extended family over. might have been a sunday.
i was just going to get him, not stay.
but i took off my jacket and a joint flew out and landed right on the kitchen floor.
everybody just stared at it.
i said real confused and dumbfounded in a semi- seinfeld-like tone "thats not mine"
his mom saiid " Meesterperfect dont ever come back to this house"
some other guy , probably an uncle said " this is the kind of people you associate with?".
i left in shame.
everybody pukes , gets caught whackin or shits themselves once in a while.
lets hear some good ones like the time i went to a friends house who had the whole extended family over. might have been a sunday.
i was just going to get him, not stay.
but i took off my jacket and a joint flew out and landed right on the kitchen floor.
everybody just stared at it.
i said real confused and dumbfounded in a semi- seinfeld-like tone "thats not mine"
his mom saiid " Meesterperfect dont ever come back to this house"
some other guy , probably an uncle said " this is the kind of people you associate with?".
i left in shame.
PirateKing
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That's how you do it. High five!
Trinidad Gyrl
I'm secretly in love with my sister
I date(d) both! :drool1:
ApolloBalboa
Was King of the Board for a Day
Bearded_Menace
Disciple of the Cult Mother
Lust
Lost at Birth
On one of my first dates after I first got my license, we were sitting at the traffic light. The left turn signal came on and since I was blabbing to my date and not paying attention, I saw the car on my left go so I went too thinking I had a green light. Unfortunately I was not turning left but going forward instead, so I ran straight into an oncoming car. Needless to say, I didn't get laid on that date.....not even a sympathy fuck 
joelucas
Do I look normal to you?
My senior year in high school, I was on a double date. Chick and I were in the back seat in front of her house. I had unbuttoned her white blouse and loosened her white bra and was doing some titty sucking. Got a nose bleed and didn't realize it for a couple of minutes. Blood on her blouse and bra - she had to sneak in the house without her parents seeing it. Never got another date with her.....:dunno:
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
I always loved putting my penis in your cubbyhole.
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