Sometimes you just have to laugh...

[BlueCoyoteBucks]

I was talking to a girl in a bar the other night and said "you remind me of my little toe" she said "Is that because I'm small and cute?", I replied, "no, it's because ill probably end up banging u on the coffee table."

 

[squallumz]

im not sure about this one.

 

[Henrik Larsson]

I was talking to a girl in a bar the other night and said "you remind me of my little toe" she said "Is that because I'm small and cute?", I replied, "no, it's because ill probably end up banging u on the coffee table."

Did she come back with you?

 

[Patrick_S]

Sounds like something from one of those "1001 dirty jokes" books.

 

[Henrik Larsson]

I don't think any self respecting girl would buy that.

 

[Tittyman5000]

:rofl2: :rofl: :1orglaugh :rofl2:

 

[PlumpRump]

I don't think any self respecting girl would buy that.

Well thank God for girls with no self respect, then!

Amirite?

 

[LukeEl]

It better be a fine coffee table not one of those losbter pots with a plexiglass top to it pretending to be a coffee table.

 

[PirateKing]

Well thank God for girls with no self respect, then!

Amirite?

:goodpost:

 

[Moonchild22]

Well thank God for girls with no self respect, then!

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Ban me...Amirite?

 

[busaguy79]

And then there was a uncomfortably long pause before she slowly got up and ran away for her life!!

 

[guitarnnblack]

Giggity!

 

[Galactic]

decent enough joke.

 

[PirateKing]

 

[tartanterrier]

Next day she wakes up and says "You remind me of my little toe" to
which then she says "Because that fuck was shit".