Sperm

[4G63]

Wang juice.

Does sperm have any sort of mind? Any conscious? Is there a logical process to sperm movement? Are my sperm as dumb as me?

I suppose this is more drunken satire than anything else. But ideas are welcome.

 

[jod0565]

You know, that's funny as in strange, because how do they know exactly where to swim to?
Along with the egg, they carry all the makings of a human being! Amazing actually.
4G, your sperm is probably gray. lol

 

[gianna_fan_77]

Well, it's gooey, and anything that gooey has to have a mind of its own...

 

[member2686]

LMAO! *picks up hotline to tunsty*

I bet this thread is 'jacked in 5 more posts. lmao

Good fun, though, 4G! :nanner: :nanner:

 

[Irony]

yeh i have always wondered how do the sperm know where to swim

 

[Calm]

well there are millions of little sperm in the sperm (dunno how it's called) and only one of them (sometimes more) finds the place. I'd say they're just really stupid and swim around and eventually someone gets there.

 

[stockfisch]

I would say sperm is dumb. My spermatic duct have been cut years ago, my wife never get pregnant since that time. The sperms can´t find a new way out since that time (about 8 years) , so i think they´re not really intelligent :nanner: :nanner: :1orglaugh

 

[pussy+dickdenice]

I would say sperm is dumb. My spermatic duct have been cut years ago, my wife never get pregnant since that time. The sperms can´t find a new way out since that time (about 8 years) , so i think they´re not really intelligent :nanner: :nanner: :1orglaugh

I dunno, where I heard it:dunno:

"The sperms are as Intelligent as their producer."

 

[stockfisch]

I dunno, where I heard it:dunno:

"The sperms are as Intelligent as their producer."

Ooops!!
:rofl:

 

[tunsty]

The sperms can´t find a new way out since that time

I can see a remake of 'The Great Escape' on the cards...

Sperm digging tunnels and dressing up as German guards to escape their prison.

 

[stockfisch]

I can see a remake of 'The Great Escape' on the cards...

Sperm digging tunnels and dressing up as German guards to escape their prison.

:rofl: :thumbsup: Great idea, tunsty. I want 10% for giving the idea!! :glugglug:

 

[tunsty]

The only problem is..sperm don't wear trousers, so they will have difficulty moving the earth from the tunnels they have dug.

 

[sweetie69]

I ca'nt believe you're all discussing the intelligence of sperm. This is quite possibly the most insane thread in the history of Freeones.

 

[tunsty]

I ca'nt believe you're all discussing the intelligence of sperm. This is quite possibly the most insane thread in the history of Freeones.

Trust me...I've seen worse.

 

[4G63]

I ca'nt believe you're all discussing the intelligence of sperm. This is quite possibly the most insane thread in the history of Freeones.

Score!

I knew this thread was destined for greatness.

 

[thesafestplace]

seen

Instigated?

 

[D-rock]

Trust me...I've seen worse.

Yes, sadly this one isn't even close to the title.

I wouldn't be surprised if at some minor level they have a programmed direction they go in upstream. However I think a lot of them sacrifice themselves so others might be able to move on. There really isn't intelligence to them though, maybe more like reflex. :dunno:

 

[poggy]

Trust me...I've seen worse.

A lot worse, we could bring up some of the classics.

 

[cabey]

This would get in the top 5 for sure

nice one 4G63

 

[analfan]

I think all my sperm are lethargic and kind of dimwitted. This thread is a classic though