Spider sex violent but effective

[minidog]

A violent but evolutionarily effective mating strategy has been spotted in spiders from Israel.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8023413.stm

 

[yaheem]

Dammit, as one suffering from arachnophobia this is not good news.:weeping: This means I need new squishing boots.

 

[gunslingingbird]

So, apart from the species in the article, spiders have sex by beating their meat first, then wiping it off inside the female? That means that, if we were spiders, there would be a lot of us on Freeones who would make Cassanova seem tame. Sweeet!

 

[D-rock]

Considering that in a lot of spider species the female is bigger than the males and some of them devour the male after insemination I don't think the spider way of reproduction is a good one to follow. :1orglaugh

 

[Jagger69]

That's totally off-the-wall but nothing compares to the result of the mating process of the praying mantis:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYp_Xi4AtAQ

Gives a whole new meaning to the reference "giving head", huh? When a male praying mantis tells his mate to "eat me", she takes it literally! A hint to all praying mantis males on this forum: when she gives you the indication she doesn't want to do it doggy-style anymore, run like a mother-fucker!!! :eek:

 

[Torre82]

::laughs my fucking ass off::

Oh man, this is classic. Rape and sadism are sooooo natural.
:uts on my mean spider voice::
IF YOU DONT TAKE MY CUM I'LL JUST SKIP THE BULLSHIT AND PUT IT IN YER BABYMAKER THE HARD'N'QUICK WAY! HWAH! ::fuckfuckfuck::

Oh man, if I had a dollar for every fucktard that was dating a jerk.. whew. With my evolutionary cockspike I can now skip the middleman and go straight to impregnating. FUCK YEAH!

 

[Facetious]

Good One MiniD !

That's totally off-the-wall but nothing compares to the result of the mating process of the praying mantis:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYp_Xi4AtAQ

Gives a whole new meaning to the reference "giving head", huh? When a male praying mantis tells his mate to "eat me", she takes it literally! A hint to all praying mantis males on this forum: when she gives you the indication she doesn't want to do it doggy-style anymore, run like a mother-fucker!!! :eek:

I recently learned that you can buy Preying Mantis eggs in the garden center at most Home Depot locations (as beneficial insecticide), that is, if the climate will support them.

My neighbor two doors down told me all about it after I has apparently trapped one of "his" full grown hatchlings (4'') on the sliding screen door of my kitchen.
The things are feisty ! and they can fly short distances (sorta like a turkey does) in order to evade my cat :1orglaugh

All I got to say is What a Wonderful World. . . .
as long as I'm not the guy that gets eatin' :laugh:

 

[bustybbwlover]

effective spider sex, huh, it made me think of mantises as well actually