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stealing your neighbor's underwear

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Theft is wrong.
Unless it's from a big company that routinely steals from people and nations.
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
I take underwear all the time, but I like a bit of a challenge with it. You know, like if the man/woman is still wearing them.
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
The few times a year I visit my High School friends' house, I try to grab a pair of his wifes dirty panties to compare. Shes held up pretty well over the last 15+ years.

See, I used to fuck her when we were yonger and I have a pair of her old ones (the old Playboy, full butts! :D) so I like to compare. The difference is the new ones are Victorias Secrets Boyshorts and they are a size or 2 bigger with more skidmarks and pee stains.

I guess after a few kids and no one to impress, the hips get wider and instead of maybe 4 or 5 wipes, it's down to maybe 2 or 3?! :facepalm::dunno:
 

mr_rimmher

In love with my hand.
I used to starch my ex-gf's panties on a daily basis! she used to go to work before I woke up, so I'd take of my morning wood on a clean panty and fold them back in their place... she stopped getting infuriated when she knew I was not going to stop!!!

I still remember her yelling at me in the am "dick, now I gotta wear your cock to work"
 
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