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Straight Guys: Do you mind a nice looking penis when you're watching porn?

Do you mind a nice looking penis when your watching porn?

  • I enjoy the look of a particularly well formed penis

    Votes: 31 47.7%
  • Dude, that's totally gay.

    Votes: 9 13.8%
  • Meh. I can take it or leave it.

    Votes: 25 38.5%

  • Total voters
    65

Ike Stain

Approved Content Owner
Approved Content Owner
That's not gay right? To admire another man's penis? Especially if it's particularly handsome?

Weigh in.
 

dbradford8589

I'm so great I'm jelous of myself.
Re: Straight Guys: Do you mind a nice looking penis when your watching porn?

I don't pay attention to the guy at all in porn.
 

Ike Stain

Approved Content Owner
Approved Content Owner
Re: Straight Guys: Do you mind a nice looking penis when your watching porn?

I don't pay attention to the guy at all in porn.

Aaaaah. The tried and true "looking around the penis" technique.

Good deal. Good deal.

Remember to vote, people. It's for science!
 

MikeyK

Will work for porn!
I have no problem saying the penis has to look good. Many porns have been ruined because a guy had a gross penis.
 

hypemx7

I should probably read the Board Rules...
Really fucking hate scenes where the guy can't seem to STFU and keep his mug out of scenes.

If I wanted to see some guy sounding like a mule passing a kidney stone and jumping

into frame all the time, I'll just watch gay porn.

When I watch porn, I expect a "performance" from the "actress" with minimal intrusions
from the guy. The term "stunt cock" precisely explains the guy's role in porn.

But I digress.


As long as the "stunt cock" is not mutilated, and is of average size or above (>6in) I'm fine.
I don't center my attention to the "in and out".
I tend to watch the girl's reactions more so (her facial expressions, body movement, etc.)
than anything else in porn.
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
Re: Straight Guys: Do you mind a nice looking penis when your watching porn?

I don't pay attention to the guy at all in porn.

:1orglaugh :facepalm:

well, ill be honest. the wang matters much for me. if its uncut, ugly, or hairy, it ruins the scene.
 

Ike Stain

Approved Content Owner
Approved Content Owner
Many porns have been ruined because a guy had a gross penis.

In the biz we call it a "GMP" [Grossly Misshapen Penis].

It's generally allowable if the penis is of extraordinary size, but if it's just a normal sized joint, there's really no excuse.
 

John_8581

FreeOnes Lifetime Member
Was Van Damage one of those? A "GMP"? With it's purple head and it being curved... :dunno:

Yes, I'm just weighing in. If the porn chick is enjoying giving the guy a great bj? or a good hj? or a great tj? Sometimes I fantasize it being me.
 

PirateKing

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I take the penises (penii?) for granted usually, though there are occasions when I watch a scene and I ask myself: "wtf is that?", "he better be a grower" or "why wasn't I born with a penis like that?". So yes, I suppose I am a bit shallow and therefore do appreciate a nice looking penis.
 

grower_boy

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Re: Straight Guys: Do you mind a nice looking penis when your watching porn?

:1orglaugh :facepalm:

well, ill be honest. the wang matters much for me. if its uncut, ugly, or hairy, it ruins the scene.

That's exactly right, man!
 

Ike Stain

Approved Content Owner
Approved Content Owner
Without the mighty sperm-rod, the pussy could not be tamed!
 

rayman53x

My nipples are like bullets!

tartanterrier

Is somewhere outhere.
There is nothing better than seeing the perfect looking penises in
porn :sarcasm:

I'm liking these new smilies by the way :D
 
"Do I mind"? As in, would it bother me if the penis in question wasn't aesthetically pleasing? I suppose that could be rather distracting, so I suppose the answer would be yes. Although, after about the 15 minute mark the vast majority of pornography does tend to bore me, so having a penis involved that went against the grain, as it were, might be able to hold my attention a little longer - in the same way two headed baby in a pickle jar at the carnival or Jeff Goldblum, might.

Then again, said curiosity really wouldn't help move along the sole purpose I chose to watch the penis in the first place.
 

RichardNailder

Pain heals, chicks dig scars, Freeones lasts forever
Approved Content Owner
In the biz we call it a "GMP" [Grossly Misshapen Penis].

It's generally allowable if the penis is of extraordinary size, but if it's just a normal sized joint, there's really no excuse.

Hey - I resemble that remark! :wtf:
 

Atar554

Little Porn Lover
Do hideous members bother me? Sure. It's a hideously malformed object going into an object of my desire. So yeah it's a bummer. Like a hideous tool dating a good looking woman.

If the guy is presentable and she looks like she's having fun then the whole scenario just works imo.

I don't need the hedgehog burrowing into pretty young ladies like a grandpa's gone wild porn subcategory.
 
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