Straight Males: Do you like a little ass-play?

[Henrik Larsson]

busterflaps does, according to his thread.

 

[Deepcover]

I'm not gonna stop a chick from giving me a rimmer, but overall I can take it or leave it.

 

[Ike Stain]

None on the receiving end for me thanks. (Neither should you Ike...look where it got you...)..

I assume this is what you're referring to?

Quit going to whorehouses and letting crackwhores suck your dick.

This had nothing to do with crackwhores or handjob joints. (You guys are just never going to let that go, are you?)

No, I was actually on set at Hustler yesterday and I let this dwarf chick give me a rimmer during a break, but she had this rash all over her face and it seems to have migrated halfway up my rectum. Usually I'd just use turpentine for this kind of thing, but it's only seems to have intensified it. Since my health insurance is maxed for the year, I'm taking any and all suggestions.

Could happen to anyone. Just bad luck.

(And for the record, it was my balls, not my dick, that particular crackwhore wanted to suck. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=516493)

 

[lurkingdirk]

Strapon up the butt while getting a handjob.

Paint the ceiling.

 

[Ike Stain]

Strapon up the butt while getting a handjob.

Paint the ceiling.

Or just the plain old "Rusty Trombone".
That way you get to keep your ass-cherry
but still get the benefits of the extra-special O.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusty_trombone

(P.S. Looks like Wikipedia is in need of a Rusty
Trombone image, if there's any aspiring artists out
there. Their Analingus pic is one of my faves


Note that it feels so good, she's pounding the floor with her fist!

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Mmmm, honey, you've been eating sweetcorn ....

 

[lurkingdirk]

Or just the plain old "Rusty Trombone".
That way you get to keep your ass-cherry
but still get the benefits of the extra-special O.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusty_trombone

(P.S. Looks like Wikipedia is in need of a Rusty
Trombone image, if there's any aspiring artists out
there. Their Analingus pic is one of my faves


Note that it feels so good, she's pounding the floor with her fist!

Meh. Fuck that.

Stick something in there. who cares about the ass-cherry?

Republicans. That's who.

 

[Ike Stain]

who cares about the ass-cherry?

For some it's the only form of virginity they have left.
They might be saving it for something special.

 

[lurkingdirk]

For some it's the only form of virginity they have left.
They might be saving it for something special.

Only those who are insecure.

Take a banana to the shower, people. You'll thank Ike later.

 

[Goomoonryung]

aint nothing ever going in my ass but the cocaine Im smuggling and a womans tongue.

Ass licking or ass-to-mouth of any sort of shape or form? No. That's disgusting, no matter who does it to whom.

Penetration with a finger or a reasonably-sized strap-on with a woman that has a right attitude towards it, with hygiene concerns taken care of? Yes. With the right preparation, I would be willing to try that.

so you will let a bitch fuck your ass but not lick it?

......What the fuck am I reading.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

i'm down.

 

[grower_boy]

aint nothing ever going in my ass but the cocaine Im smuggling and a womans tongue.



so you will let a bitch fuck your ass but not lick it?

......What the fuck am I reading.

That's what I said too. What don't you get about it?

 

[Automate]

so you will let a bitch fuck your ass but not lick it?

......What the fuck am I reading.

Isn't it interesting how sexual preferences go sometimes? It's not like this is the simplest or the most straightforward area of human existence.. quite the contrary.

The concern with ass-licking is that of hygiene. As far as I'm concerned, you can never get it to be clean enough to do that. Anything that has been near enough or inside the asshole will NOT GO anywhere near a mouth (or any other orifice) again until it has been thoroughly cleaned. In the case of sex toys, once it has been used anally, it will only be used anally from that moment on and never anywhere else.

Additionally: no, I will not let a "bitch" fuck my ass. I will however let the right kind of woman to fuck me, if she would want to. It's not like this is any sort of necessary sexual practice for me. I can certainly live without it. But if she would want to try, then yes. I'm open to the possibility of getting pleasure from that. I'm not especially sure how this would feel like though, haven't tried it yet.

 

[Hot Mega]

Could happen to anyone. Just bad luck.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Chick with a rash (you clearly see ahead of time) muffles down on you...you get an irritation then attribute the ensuing bind you find yourself in to bad luck?? :1orglaugh

Ike my man, the luck part was when you saw a chick reading to chow on you and instead of it being a clean chick you happened to run across an infested one. That was the bad luck part as it could have been an infestation free babe...

Since she was infested and you saw this ahead of time....deciding to 'make contact' with her anyway wouldn't be a question of luck anymore...it's judgment at that point...:o

 

[Ike Stain]

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Chick with a rash (you clearly see ahead of time) muffles down on you...you get an irritation then attribute the ensuing bind you find yourself in to bad luck?? :1orglaugh

Ike my man, the luck part was when you saw a chick reading to chow on you and instead of it being a clean chick you happened to run across an infested one. That was the bad luck part as it could have been an infestation free babe...

Since she was infested and you saw this ahead of time....deciding to 'make contact' with her anyway wouldn't be a question of luck anymore...it's judgment at that point...:o

Right... but dwarf-chick is perfect height to give a standing rim. How are you supposed to turn that down?

 

[Hot Mega]

Right... but dwarf-chick is perfect height to give a standing rim. How are you supposed to turn that down?

Easy...take a gander at that rash hugging her face.:dunno: Or think about your chances in the aftermath....

 

[Ike Stain]

Easy...take a gander at that rash hugging her face.:dunno: Or think about your chances in the aftermath....

Anyway, she said it was a birth mark. I sort of half-believed her at the time.

 

[Shifty]

Gee Ike, you sure are concerned with ass lately.

 

[Born2Jizz]

Nope. :2 cents: