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strange sex acts

sky1lopez

I'm not wearing any underpants!
what do u think are the wierdest sex acts, and which do u tihnk haev the funiest names... i.e. dirty sanchez or a rusty trombone?
 
I've been around the block a few times, but I have never heard of a "rusty trombone." LOL What the hell is that?

sky1lopez said:
what do u think are the wierdest sex acts, and which do u tihnk haev the funiest names... i.e. dirty sanchez or a rusty trombone?
 

Peter Gazinya

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Weird? Ok, now you're speaking my language. I saw a vid recently where some chick was drinking piss and getting off puking all over herself. Now that's fuckin' weird.

Bukkake, pretty fuckin' weird too. Disgusting if you think about it but definitely has a train wreck spectacle appeal about it, especially if you're open minded enought to not think of it as degrading.

One very weird thing I saw a while back: This chick had a particular fetish for taking a cumshot DIRECTLY in her eye ball. Not just a facial that landed on her eyes but she would actually hold her eyelids open as the dude drop a load right on her eyeballs. She seemed to get off incredibly on the intense stinging pain that followed. Once she recovered she would ask for more. That definitely left an impression on me.
 

JimmyDook

FreeOnes makes me moist!
The most fucked up?

I'm not too sure since I probably haven't seen too much weird stuff ...but eating shit and drinking piss have to be right up there at the top.
 

sky1lopez

I'm not wearing any underpants!
i was goin more for funny names but that was a half decent result. A rusty trumbone in laymens terms happens 2 be when a girl licks ur bumm from behind u and jerks u off at the same time, kinda wierd but like i said a funny name
 

Blutter

Part-time porn addict
Ok, i saw this video where when this dude came on this chicks tits she squeezed her nipples and like shot a little milk out on his shlong, that was weird.:dunno:
 
LMAO Good Lord... Whatever happened to the good ole days of doggy and missionary and the facial? lmao Now we have rusty trombones and sanchezes and Don Corleones and the Madagascar Noose, the Swiss Tourniquet, and the "Pyramid!"

Thanks for the PMs, folks, but GOOD GOD, I did NOT want to learn that much scary shit at once! LMAO

:nannerf1: I'll take a "standing doggy" any day over a Sanchez or a Pyramid! LOL
 
I am entirely in agreement with you Nightfly, it is very gruesome stuff. I felt I had to post that link because it is absolutely shocking, and felt people had to see it to believe it.

My apologies go out to those who are like me sickened by these sort of things, unfortunately there are too many sites like that.

I'd advise caution to those who want to view that posted link, as there is nothing pretty in it.
 

PornLuvr

In love with my hand
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:nannerf1: I'll take a "standing doggy" any day over a Sanchez or a Pyramid! LOL [/B][/QUOTE]

I'm with you on that Terri!;)
 

JimmyDook

FreeOnes makes me moist!
I gotta say ...that link Monkey posted is pretty fucked up.

Hopefully it's fake ....please say it's fake.

:pukey:
 
The mere thought of that link makes my stomach turn. There is a few more of those ugly, nasty sites - but there is no hope in hell I'm posting them.

It better be fake, I posted it as soon as I seen it when I stumbled across it looking for film sites recently but it wouldn't make it any more tasteful had it been fake or not given the nature of the site.

How can anyone get a kick out of doing that sort of thing? It truly is grotesque material.

If I can find a site like that quite casually, then so can a kid and that is what worries me...
 

PornLuvr

In love with my hand
OK, I didnt look the first time, but curiosity got the better of me, and now I'm sorry I did. That is truely fucked up! Who would get a kick from anything like that???:wtf: :throwup:
 

Neromak

Sperm Donator in Training
any woman I've ever been with just likes your normal lick out and a good fuck after. Nothing weird.

I'm not even going to click that link, Cheeky Monkey.
The reactions I've seen are enough to tell me all I need to know.
 
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