stuck in a room wth a pornstar for 24 hours?

[~~whimsy~~]

Bobbi Starr.

We would play chess while listening to classical music. From there we will play hide and go seek and I will accuse her of cheating and...

well, lets just say only one will be leaving the room after the 24 hours expired.

 

[BlueBalls]

I'd see how long I could stare at her in complete silence before she started crying.

 

[lurkingdirk]

24 hours is not really enough time to hang and cure meat, so I guess it would be tartare.

 

[LukeEl]

We would build a perpetual motion machine.

 

[luis1972]

Play Chess....?

 

[Peter Gazinya]

To make her comfortable with her surroundings, I would take a shitload of steroids, snort a bunch of blow, make my face as ugly as possible, pop two viagras and say "yeah, suck it bitch." It'd be like any other day for her.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Well, sorry to be Captain Obvious, but I'd fuck the living shit out of her.
I'd fuck until my cock was nothing but a strip of battered jerky, that I could shoot nothing but air; until her ass had simply given up and was gaped like a mine shaft and she was so wet, sticky and sore she'd need a week in a spa to recover.
Then we'd talk about our feelings.

 

[L3ggy]

A cat fucking a human? You're SICK! SICK I TELL YOU!

 

[TheOrangeCat]

A cat fucking a human? You're SICK! SICK I TELL YOU!

It's all pussy, pussy, pussy ....

 

[TheOrangeCat]

i'd try to make a baby in her booty hole

:bowdown::bowdown:

 

[lurkingdirk]

Well, sorry to be Captain Obvious, but I'd fuck the living shit out of her.
I'd fuck until my cock was nothing but a strip of battered jerky, that I could shoot nothing but air; until her ass had simply given up and was gaped like a mine shaft and she was so wet, sticky and sore she'd need a week in a spa to recover.
Then we'd talk about our feelings.

mmmmmm. battered jeeeeeeeeerkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
:yummie:

 

[TnA_Addiction]

sounds like a pretty great opertunity to read war and peace

 

[TnA_Addiction]

id also like to ad that i have been stuck in a room with a pornstar for 24 hours but after jerking off that much i went blind and couldnt see my computer screen anymore.

 

[meesterperfect]

all these guys and their conception of how great and beautiful american porn girls are.

i guess i cant blame them, if youve only eaten plain white rice your whole life you'd probably think it was delicious.......the best food in the world.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

all these guys and their conception of how great and beautiful american porn girls are.

i guess i cant blame them, if youve only eaten plain white rice your whole life you'd probably think it was delicious.......the best food in the world.

Do me a favor and point out where in this thread everyone (or at least the majority or even a significant number of posters) start specifically rapturing over 'american porn stars'.

I think you should have posted this on the 'smug, snide, insecure, arrogant & judgmental' thread.

In case you're wondering - British born, Irish heritage, Canadian resident who had in mind Karla Spice (Venezuelan) in my post.

 

[Hot Mega]

Do me a favor and point out where in this thread everyone (or at least the majority or even a significant number of posters) start specifically rapturing over 'american porn stars'.

I think you should have posted this on the 'smug, snide, insecure, arrogant & judgmental' thread.

In case you're wondering - British born, Irish heritage, Canadian resident who had in mind Karla Spice (Venezuelan) in my post.

:rofl::rofl:Good show.:glugglug: I guess porn stars only come from America.

 

[meesterperfect]

:rofl::rofl:Good show.:glugglug:

SHUT UP!

yeah it was a little smuggy there the cat who is orange.
ya got me.
it wasnt insecure however for i have been to the mountain top and it was good, real good.
( the mountain top being an analogy for colombia)
see, i like freeones but all these basically " what porn"star" ( because theyre all stars you know) would you fuck" threads posted in every possible conceivable form each and every day get old and annoying.

that combined with the fact that i think most are nasty and most guys who think theyre so great need to take a vacation or something makes me sometimes post as i did.

now tomorrow i have a new idea for a thread:

" what pornstar would you like to be seated next to on a greyhound bus leaving anchorage bound for nome on a cold winters day during the Aurora Borealis while the bius driver plays "love the one your with" over and over on the radio?"

I bet most will say gianna-michaels for some godforsaken reason

 

[Hot Mega]

I bet most will say gianna-michaels for some godforsaken reason

Or Aletta.:anonymous

 

[YMIHERE]

I would be sure to bring a gun just in case the pornstar is Max Hardcore.

:eek:

 

[Agent Z]

u are allowed to do anything.

I'd do anything then.