I've been on the bus when someone has farted, and yes especially when its packed and someone does it yout hink to yourself, if I catch that cunt I'm going to choke him to death. But then it dawn on you that, the person doing the farting was probably you and then you look up to find 20 more angry passengers looking at me and especially my neck for a decent place and oportunity to choke me to death.
I usually get off before anyone can make there move :thefinger