Superheroes doing crap jobs!

[tunsty]

Time to let your imagination run wild..
Imagine that superheroes gave up being... superheroes
What kind of crappy job would they be suited to?


Here's a couple of ideas...

 

[member20672]

Spiderman=Mailman

 

[poggy]

Spiderman Skyscrapper window cleaner.
Invisibleman store detective.
Hulk hod carrier (brick carrier if you don't know what one is)
Superman scaffolder

 

[juballs]

green lantern would be a movie theatre employee...
shine a light on any suspicious behavior

mr.fantastic would obviously become a pornstar.

 

[om3ga]

Invisible Woman - secret agent
Plastic Man - pornstar
Elongated Man - ditto
Flash - courier service
Hawkgirl - flight attendant
She-Hulk - pornstar
Big Barda - ditto
Aquaman - lifeguard
Sub-Mariner - ditto
Silver Surfer - Surfer (natch)
Thor - carpenter
Sandman - anaesthetist

 

[smoknn]

ben of the fantasic 4..tearing down buildings for contruction

 

[om3ga]

The Punisher - repo man...

 

[Black Star]

Iceman- Fire Fighter
Batman- CEO
Robin- Gay&Lesbian Association Spokesperson
Nightcrawler- Magician

 

[om3ga]

Storm - Gardener
Human Torch - cook
Giant-Man - pornstar
Quicksilver - pizza-boy

 

[Black Star]

Doc Ock- Juggler
Gambit- Proffesional Poker Player
Rogue- Sleep Therapist(if that job even exists)
Cyclops- Optomitrist

 

[Slam]

Sandman - Kitty Litter.

 

[Bushido]

batman> pizza service

 

[poggy]

Magneto - Scrap metal collector
Juggernaut - Demolition expert
Mr Fantastic - Painter and Decorator

 

[tunsty]

Chuck Norris = Funeral Director
(Yeah, I know he's not a superhero..but what a great way to drum-up business.)

Thor = Blacksmith
Charles Xavier = Magician / Mind reader act

 

[juballs]

Chuck Norris = Funeral Director
(Yeah, I know he's not a superhero..but what a great way to drum-up business.)

Thor = Blacksmith
Charles Xavier = Magician / Mind reader act

hahaha oh god chuck norris yes!

but his job would honestly be the lone officer of the global police force

 

[D-rock]

Superman- crappy superhero disguise consultant
Wolverine- deli slicer
Spiderman- light bulb changer
Thor- baseball player
Batman- utility belt salesman
Hulk- bouncer and/or he can launch spacecraft into orbit
Magneto- car crusher
Blob- street barricade
All hot looking super heroine chicks will become hot looking models of course

 

[cabey]

Invisible Woman - secret agent
Plastic Man - pornstar
Elongated Man - ditto
Flash - courier service
Hawkgirl - flight attendant
She-Hulk - pornstar
Big Barda - ditto
Aquaman - lifeguard
Sub-Mariner - ditto
Silver Surfer - Surfer (natch)
Thor - carpenter
Sandman - anaesthetist

Elongated Man?? who's he lol

Superman - a journalist (well he has already proved he can do it):rofl:

Robin - a rent boy

The Thing (ben of fantastic four) - the man who takes pistachio nuts out of there shells

 

[Imagine]

While technically not a super hero, James Bond would probably be suitable as a secret agent if he ever decides to give up his career as a gigolo.

 

[Tgunz262]

Chuck Norris = Funeral Director
(Yeah, I know he's not a superhero..but what a great way to drum-up business.)

Jack Bower = Rent a Husband (housecall handyman/plumber/builder service)

 

[Incentive]

The Punisher - repo man...

Agreed:glugglug: