Sympathy blowjob

[condor]

Would you ever give someone you trusted but didn't actively like a blow-job, if it looked like it would get him out of of bad mood? Would the world be a better place with more sympathy sex or are people looking for easy solutions?

Why would this satisfy a man yet you can never imagine a woman being satisfied by cunnnilingus alone. There isn't even a name for a session of cunnilingus! A free what? Lick-down?

 

[Shifty]

 

[kniferun]

i eat girls out for no reason. the best use of it is to dead the mindless babble and bickering. females seem to be happy with just oral sex if done correctly. but ofcourse intercourse adds to the experience. more then just orgasms.

females seem to have a secret agenda when they perform oral sex. i have no interest in figuring out what it is.

 

[Mr_Balls]

I want a blowjob

 

[L3ggy]

Indeed.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

This thread has the potential for genuine greatness ......

 

[Member442]

Yes sometimes it's just nice to shout them the F**k up. They always seem happier when it's done.

He does the same for me so it's win win. Lifes a lot happier when your playing, as it's really hard to be unhappy when its done right. If only sex could solve all problems life would be amazing.

 

[L3ggy]

We shall see how it unfolds, but I do not doubt it's greatness.

 

[DOA82]

Would you ever give someone you trusted but didn't actively like a blow-job, if it looked like it would get him out of of bad mood? Would the world be a better place with more sympathy sex or are people looking for easy solutions?

Why would this satisfy a man yet you can never imagine a woman being satisfied by cunnnilingus alone. There isn't even a name for a session of cunnilingus! A free what? Lick-down?

I would like to remind you sir this is a 95% male website.

Im pretty sure alot of those (not all) would take offence at that question.

 

[L3ggy]

Mrtrebus wouldn't.

 

[Deepcover]

Oh yeah. If a woman gave a BJ to a racist guy and you know he's grumpy but he's liking it and he's liking it, and then he came and gushed like the fountain of eden, after he gets his 15min of education you know what he says to her?..."i'll never make a racist comment again". I'm telling you but of course the next day after the smoke and mirrors have cleared, he goes back to doing what he does best...

 

[TheOrangeCat]

You know how it is ...

you're kicking back with your buds, having a few brews, watching the game, calling the spread, bitching about the GFs. there's you, Tommy G (who you've known since grade school and can STILL fart the Star Spangled banner), Big Moose, who started a year after everyone back in Junior High and who still seems a little on the fringe even now adulthood had claimed you all) and Dirk, a pervert you found sniffing the garbage.

But it seems Big Moosey is sad about his Mom, who has been very unwell.

And, then, it's only natural .. you reach over, unzip his pants, pull out his cock and yummy down.

After all, what are best buds for ....?

WTF kind of Thread is this??!!!!!!

 

[Shifty]

Would you ever give someone you trusted but didn't actively like a blow-job, if it looked like it would get him out of of bad mood? Would the world be a better place with more sympathy sex or are people looking for easy solutions?

Why would this satisfy a man yet you can never imagine a woman being satisfied by cunnnilingus alone. There isn't even a name for a session of cunnilingus! A free what? Lick-down?

I don't understand this thread one bit. Does the OP think we're all women? Gay? Is this post meant for women only?

I think the questions are valid but they seem a little bit meth-y.

 

[LukeEl]

I am more of a "Sympathy for the devil" blowjob myself.

 

[L3ggy]

Women? On FreeOnes? That's bollocks.

 

[kniferun]

lol. it seems to be pointed at females. but i switched it.

 

[BlueBalls]

- "Hey man, what's up?"
- "Oh, nothing. Just that my boss has really been riding my ass recently. I really don't know what his problem is."
- "Hmmm...."
- "That and Trixy's was a real bitch when I got home today. She could see I was stressed out but she just couldn't hold it in. She had to do what she always does and try to make me feel worthless and small. Fuck! If it wasn't for the fucking kid, I wouldn't be with that cunt! I fucking hate my life."
- "Don't worry, man. I'm sure it'll get better."
- "Yeah? When?"
- "Hey . . . if it's any consolation I'll suck your dick?"
- "What? . . . . . . No!!"
- "Hey . . . I was just saying..."
- "What the fuck is wrong with you, dude!?"
- "What? Why you gotta turn around and be such a homophobe?"
- "Have you gone insane!? What the fuck are you talking about?"
- "I don't want your kind of bigotry in my apartment, would you please leave."
- "You're telling me to leave? You just propositioned me you fucktard!"
- "I said LEAVE! Or I'll call the cops!"
- "Fuck you man!"

*door slams*

- "Well . . . that worked. Now, back to FreeOnes . . ."

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Wow, it got very quiet on this thread ... where is everyone?

Hmmmmmmm.

Off 'comforting' friends, I bet ...

 

[kniferun]

lol.

 

[Elwood70]

I am more of a "Sympathy for the devil" blowjob myself.

Really?

I'll keep that in mind....

Do you have a female friend you could convince to step in for you?