Tentacle Porn

[joesup3rtramp]

Why can't they make a real tentacle porn site. Not a asian site either with the blurred out spots. Surprised no other sites have done this fetish with real girls yet.

 

[STDiva]

lol

 

[Ulysses31]

Maybe they're too busy trying to rebuild their cities and stop a nuclear meltdown rather than make your precious tentacle porn site

 

[DOA82]

This should be an interesting thread.

 

[STDiva]

Why can't they make a real tentacle porn site. Not a asian site either with the blurred out spots. Surprised no other sites have done this fetish with real girls yet.

Because nobody is into this garbage except weird Asians.

 

[BlueBalls]

Why can't they make a real tentacle porn site. Not a asian site either with the blurred out spots. Surprised no other sites have done this fetish with real girls yet.

Finding a giant squid wrangler, it would seem, isn't as easy as you might believe.

 

[LukeEl]

Nope never been interested in high pitched teenaged girl like screaming if I wanted that, I'd watch all pixelated Japanese porn.

 

[ragincaucasian]

Because nobody is into this garbage except weird Asians.

this....

however, this one scene is unusually hot
http://onipepper.de/2009/02/24/left-4-head/

 

[Ike Stain]

That's the stuff. Great post!

 

[knowone]

Didn't that Spacegirls site do some scenes with tentacles?

 

[Ike Stain]

Maybe they're too busy trying to rebuild their cities and stop a nuclear meltdown rather than make your precious tentacle porn site

:rofl2:

 

[knowone]

Didn't that Spacegirls site do some scenes with tentacles?

Found it try this: http://xxxspacegirls.us/index.php

 

[Hot Mega]

Now that we have this under-served market discovered, where do you propose the enterprising purveyors of this product find a real-life hydra? An octopussy or squid willing to work nonunion or a who isn't already employed by FOs??

But nonetheless, I clicked on this thread so I guess next up for me is to find someone with a Golden Gate Bridge for sale so I can buy bye buy...

 

[Zolf J. Kimbly]

Because nobody is into this garbage except weird Asians.

:1orglaugh

word!

 

[squallumz]

you aint seen good tentacle porn until you've been here.

for video you can pleasure yourself to check this out.

 

[FrostyBoy]

you aint seen good tentacle porn until you've been here.

for video you can pleasure yourself to check this out.

Interestingly, the male squid’s sexual organ is almost as long as its whole body, including the squid’s mantle, head and arms.

Him too, huh? :1orglaugh

“The mature male squid was caught during a deep-water research cruise on the Patagonian slope. We took the animal from the catch, and it was moribund with arms and tentacles still moving, and chromatophores on the skin contracting and expanding,” the BBC quoted him as saying.

Which is egghead-babble for, "We hooked him while he was hittin' dat."

The squid’s sexual agitation caught the researchers by surprise.

Like a sixth grader in a locker room. The researchers were surprised? How the fuck do you think the squid felt?

How the sperm injected into a female’s body then reaches her reproductive organs remains a mystery.

Y'know, I had it...then I lost it...now the entire spectrum of possible replies is spinning through my head like a nuclear-powered rolodex. :surprise:

Details of the discovery have been published in the Journal of Molluscan Studies.

Fuck me! Just when I let my subscription slip. :dunno:

 

[Petra]

Because nobody is into this garbage except weird Asians.

Um, hello?

 

[squallumz]

Um, hello?

i.. *raises hand* am a tentacle fan too.

ive seen live action tentacle porn too. very interesting.

EDIT: i may not count, however. im actually part asian..

 

[mrtrebus]

Shiver me timbers!!
http://www.pictureofthenet.com/a/2009/02/24/12/44/04/61464A7E/keira-porn-sinful-comics012.jpg
:rubbel:

 

[Ulysses31]

im actually part asian..

Which part?