Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Yeah saying shit in front of a 13 year old girl is a little tacky, but criminal? Take that, political correctness. I love the quote at the end of the story.
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/tx/6458448.html
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/tx/6458448.html