Facial_King
I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
That's really gotta be the best headline I've read in at least the last year:
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/tx/6458448.html
Excerpt - note the portion I've highlighted:
TEXAS CITY, Texas — A Texas City man accused of using a curse word to describe what cats left behind in his yard has been acquitted of disorderly conduct.
A municipal jury found 48-year-old Joseph Loflin not guilty.
Police on Feb. 8 cited Loflin over his conversation on a street with a neighbor and the man's 13-year-old daughter.
The Galveston County Daily News reported Thursday that Loflin allegedly used a vulgar term for feces three times when talking about their cats messing in his yard.
Loflin says he never meant to incite Michael Rainey or his daughter.
But Rainey says a "little piece of America died" when a jury says it's OK to curse in front of a 13-year-old "when asked not to."
Juror John-Paul Caro says lack of evidence and additional witnesses prompted Tuesday's acquittal.
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http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/tx/6458448.html
Excerpt - note the portion I've highlighted:
TEXAS CITY, Texas — A Texas City man accused of using a curse word to describe what cats left behind in his yard has been acquitted of disorderly conduct.
A municipal jury found 48-year-old Joseph Loflin not guilty.
Police on Feb. 8 cited Loflin over his conversation on a street with a neighbor and the man's 13-year-old daughter.
The Galveston County Daily News reported Thursday that Loflin allegedly used a vulgar term for feces three times when talking about their cats messing in his yard.
Loflin says he never meant to incite Michael Rainey or his daughter.
But Rainey says a "little piece of America died" when a jury says it's OK to curse in front of a 13-year-old "when asked not to."
Juror John-Paul Caro says lack of evidence and additional witnesses prompted Tuesday's acquittal.
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