Texas Mom gives birth to twins ... with a twist

[thebear247]

twin babies with different dads . this morings top story on msn

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/30864533/?GT1=43001

 

[Kingfisher]

So that means she had sex with two different men in the same day, in a very short amount of time. I'd avoid her. :2 cents:

 

[SonOfSparda]

That's a little fuck up right there, i wouldn't marry her after that, i'd still be a father nonetheless.

“just kind of hang out there waiting for the egg to be released,” Dr. Hilda Hutcherson, Clinical Professor of Obstetrics and Gynecology at Columbia University, told Meredith Vieira on TODAY.

That is the most scientific explanation from a doctor i have ever heard.

 

[Hypergalaxy]

Wow thats crazy but yea very trashy considering the two guys in a very short period of time with no protection

 

[Spleen]

Stop beating around the bush guys...


Fucking slut.


There, I said it, now we can all move on with our lives.

 

[BlueBalls]

With a twist?

I was expecting a story in which once the babies were born they were covered in lime juice :dunno:. Damn this over active imagination I have :crash:

 

[Spleen]

With a twist?

I was expecting a story in which once the babies were born they were covered in lime juice :dunno:. Damn this over active imagination I have :crash:

Or if one of the babies turned out to be the other ones father.

*Mind explodes*

 

[BlueBalls]

Or if one of the babies turned out to be the other ones father.

*Mind explodes*

Now that I could get excited about.

"So you gave birth to the father of your son, who's also his twin but somehow had sexual intercourse with you 9 months before"
"Yes"
"I'm sorry madam, but you're a freak. You and your freak children should be burned at the stake for this abomination"



Jeremy Kyle would go ape shit.

 

[Spleen]

Jeremy Kyle would go ape shit.

Jeremy Kyle goes ape shit over anything... No... This would cause a much more extreme reaction...

 

[BlueBalls]

Jeremy Kyle goes ape shit over anything... No... This would cause a much more extreme reaction...

I'm sure he's tell the baby (father) to go out and get a job. Then when the baby started to cry he would tear it's head off and let the moronic audience suckle from the drippings let off like the buck toothed cunts they are.

Sort of like that picture, just with lots more blood. But dont forget the contraception - if they arent wearing condoms during this escapade then the blood of the innocent will flow through the streets like so many spilled bottles of wine.

But if you're anywhere near Jeremy Kyle could you really be called "innocent"? Nope ... ... fuck em'!!!

 

[Rod Hugo]

This happened in my city about 10 years ago. It was very obvious that this happened, considering one boy came out all white and other half black.

 

[Jane Burgess]

twin babies with different dads . this morings top story on msn

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/30864533/?GT1=43001

There have been a few cases like this one. That lady sure gets around.

 

[gunslingingbird]

So that means she had sex with two different men in the same day, in a very short amount of time. I'd avoid her. :2 cents:

Wow thats crazy but yea very trashy considering the two guys in a very short period of time with no protection

Can you say "Double Vaginal"? :1orglaugh

 

[Kingfisher]

Stop beating around the bush guys...


Fucking slut.


There, I said it, now we can all move on with our lives.

So she joined her other sorority of whores on TV by getting interviewed. She's probably very happy with herself.

 

[bustybbwlover]

Stop beating around the bush guys...

Fucking slut.

There, I said it, now we can all move on with our lives.

why can't she get laid too? it was always a great day when i had sex with two ladies!

 

[Hartell]

I would not have gone on tv with that story.
She looks so proud too.

 

[L3ggy]

Where's the twist? She has an overly active sex life, so what?

 

[Skyraider22]

So that is how it is done:dunno:Learn something new everyday

 

[Magnet]

3 some anyone?

Is she hot?

 

[calpoon]

So you're telling me that maybe Darth Vader isn't Luke's father?