Thank you Freeones - Lead in pencil

[sproing99]

I've recently signed up to Freeones and have thoroughly enjoyed the experience. Has anyone else experienced the following, or similar, symtoms as a result of Freeones:

• Having access to pictures of beautiful women, and chat about them made me think about sex even more
• I may not be able to go to the gym any more because I keep thinking back to the sexy gym related photoshoots and there may be a risk of "tenting"
• I was following a pretty girl down the street, she stopped to bend over and adjust her high, high heels - I almost lost it right then and there
• I can't watch the BBC lady news readers any more - they look so strict !
• Any glimpse of a pretty lady in a pencil skirt is very distracting
• I have come to the conclusion that I may not be able to drive at all this summer, it's all too distracting

Will these symtoms pass or will I have to make major lifestyle adjustments ?

 

[Legzman]

[*]I was following a pretty girl down the street, she stopped to bend over and adjust her high, high heels - I almost lost it right then and there

thats always been a problem for me!

 

[robbied196]

major lifestyle adjustments ?

Welcome to the world of porn, there's no going back, symptoms not only persist but deteriote, total addiction normally occurs at around 2 weeks depending on your tolerance levels. Although, I would say from your observations so far, your pretty fucked!
I'd recommend a large leather swivel chair, 20"+ monitor, highspeed broadband and an online supermarket to provide a constant, reliable source of Kleenex
Have fun :thumbsup:

 

[sproing99]

Can anyone recommend a wrist splint supplier ?

 

[robbied196]

Can anyone recommend a wrist splint supplier ?

Tape a http://www.fleshlight.com/ to your desk! :rofl:
No more repetitive strain injuries!!

 

[Skyraider22]

Yea I have you just get ues to it and adjust you life around it.:thumbsup:

 

[maildude]

How about the sexy athletic clothing mannequins you always run into at the mall while you're trying to seduce the checkout girl???

 

[gunslingingbird]

How about the sexy athletic clothing mannequins you always run into at the mall while you're trying to seduce the checkout girl???

Uh-oh. Now you've done it. Wait until BlueBalls sees that. I'll bet we'll see something in the news within the next week about some weirdo in London trying to lube up a mannequin at Victoria's Secret. :eek:

 

[Wainkerr99]

I think we should have a bestnewbieposter thread.



PLEASE stick around and post more.

 

[thegunner]

I may not be able to go to the gym any more because I keep thinking back to the sexy gym related photoshoots and there may be a risk of "tenting"

Absolutley fantastic.

 

[sproing99]

I currently live near a large park. During the summer it looks as though there's been an airdrop of scantily clad hotties. I may have to move to avoid acquiring a restraining order.

On a completely unrelated matter, can a person buy an SLR lens which would enable them to be apparently taking an innocent photo of an oak tree when in fact they are taking a picture of the young lady 15 degrees to the left ?

 

[D-rock]

Maybe it's just me, but I don't get the analogy in the thread's title, but welcome aboard anyhow.

 

[sproing99]

Having someone put lead in your pencil is in indication that (generally) you've been energised and (specifcally) that you have an erection

 

[gunslingingbird]

Having someone put lead in your pencil is in indication that (generally) you've been energised and (specifcally) that you have an erection

BOIOIOIOIOIOING!!! :1orglaugh

 

[Wainkerr99]

Ahh British frustration.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYswhT3kYEs

[Chorus] The way you shake it, I can't believe it I ain't never seen an ass like that The way you move it, you make my pee pee go Doing, doing, doing ...

Called "Ass Like That" by Eminem. Quite a clever vid. He calls out Snoop, Dr Dre, 50 Cent et al.

 

[sproing99]

Sadly, and ironically, that Youtube video is not available in the UK !!

 

[Wainkerr99]

Mmm it's called "Ass Like That" by Eminem. I scribbled in some words in that post (#15) while there was still time. (10 min. limit).

Should pop up somewhere!? I was skimming over some strict rules youtube has been forced to comply with lately in various countries, esp. Europe.

And yes, that is ironic. :hatsoff:

 

[D-rock]

Having someone put lead in your pencil is in indication that (generally) you've been energised and (specifcally) that you have an erection

Interesting to know. I just never heard it before.

 

[thegunner]

Lead in pencil, brilliant.