The Captain and I are sailing the high seas tonight!

[DJCowboy]

Nevermind. I'm bored.

... Kimmy would have done it

 

[DJCowboy]

Here comes #4! Anyone wanna play Chocolate unicorn?

 

[L3ggy]

The best Oh My God ever.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

You know, that can be arranged.

Honestly, given free choice, I'd really like to sit that one out ....

 

[TylerXIII]

Bloody hell, I'm lost.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Bloody hell, I'm lost.

Quick directions.

North - cock in your mouth
South - cock in your ass
West - a high pressure front that will probably lead to cock in the hand. And not your cock
East - Low pressure, leading to drunken confessions, and eventual violent anal rape on the high seas.


Hope that helped.

 

[TylerXIII]

Oh, thanks, I'm on the right track now.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Oh, thanks, I'm on the right track now.

Actually, the correct nautical term is 'tack'.