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The curse of genius.

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
As a genius I appreciate a wide range of women. So I save the pics in one folder on my hard drive. When horny, I set the folder to slide show and crack one off.
'Tis most edifying.

As some of you may be aware I gain amusement from posting pictures of... shall we say "modified" body parts in the funnys section in order to shock, disgust and surprise the more sane members of our little Freeones fraternity.
I took great pleasure in the "wtf" neg rep I got from one poor soul earlier today and so thanked him for it (I'm a polite evil genius).

Occasionally the links don't work in Freeones, so I have to save a pic to my hard drive, then upload it to Freeones.
As an evil genius, I of course ensure that the picture is saved in a seperate folder to the girl pics and deleted immediately after upload (I'm sure you can see where this is going).
What this means is that just now, as I reached climax looking at Chica's place, the screen did not change, showing me a picture of a mutilated penis and I did not cum, thereby getting the strange sensation of sexual pleasure while looking at an abomination.
I did not then feel as ashamed and wrong as I did when LirkingDurk inserted an open bottle of Tequila into me, stood me on my head and danced around me singing La Cucaracha, because that never happened either.

I'm gonna go double check that folder now...
:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
 

Tittyman5000

Freeones T-shirt Winner
:clap: So basically your evil plan backfired on you! YES! :D
 

CunningStunts

I changed my middle-name to Freeones
It takes a big man to admit he pnwed himself.
 

Ulysses31

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
Man he didn't even get banned for insulting Petra the other week, he must've killed someone!
 

Member442

Pain heals, chicks dig scars, Freeones lasts forever
Wow that really sucks VV.


Hey we don't talk about people getting banned remember. I miss him already.
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
Bout time....now maybe it'll drive him to jump off a building!? :hatsoff:
 

FrostyBoy

Banned
Whew!!! He was killing property values around here. The man couldn't mow his lawn fer shit.
 

Shifty

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
VV shall embarrass us all in front of the the world by healing at a pace that our un-evolved minds cannot process ... :bowdown:
 

CunningStunts

I changed my middle-name to Freeones
They say there is a fine line between genius and madness... VV passed that line a long time ago :cool:
 
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