The drunk thread

[Straight Shooter]

I'm drunk right now so I decided to create the drunk thread. Feel free to post when you're drunk, or tell any good being drunk stories or just post anything related to being drunk. :dunno:

 

[Alyssa Rose]

Um I'm sho fucking drunk right now it's unreal : o

 

[Straight Shooter]

Um I'm sho fucking drunk right now it's unreal : o

Sweet! Can I take advantage?

 

[gunslingingbird]

I've had way too much to drink tonight. Started with happy hour at the Boom Boom Room where they had $2-dollar PBR, then my friend and I went to the Whiskey Thieves and had a bunch more alcohol, then we went to a strip club, then we went back to the Boom Boom Room after last call, but, since we had brought chicken and waffles for the bartender, she got us 3 rounds on the house. Now I'm at a coffee shop trying to sober up enough to make the 40-mile drive home.

 

[Straight Shooter]

I've had way too much to drink tonight. Started with happy hour at the Boom Boom Room where they had $2-dollar PBR, then my friend and I went to the Whiskey Thieves and had a bunch more alcohol, then we went to a strip club, then we went back to the Boom Boom Room after last call, but, since we had brought chicken and waffles for the bartender, she got us 3 rounds on the house. Now I'm at a coffee shop trying to sober up enough to make the 40-mile drive home.

Me and my friend met up with these two girls at this one bar, where we had a few drinks and danced a bit. Then we went over to this nightclub where we danced the whole night in between drinking loads of alcohol. I'm pissed I didn't get any pussy tonight but we're gonna see these two girls again and you best believe I'm going to seal the deal. Icecold rules!

 

[Alyssa Rose]

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Sweet! Can I take advantage?

I wish! I was at a gay bari and all the guys were not straight! Such a fucking waste of drunkness

 

[gunslingingbird]

Me and my friend met up with these two girls at this one bar, where we had a few drinks and danced a bit. Then we went over to this nightclub where we danced the whole night in between drinking loads of alcohol. I'm pissed I didn't get any pussy tonight but we're gonna see these two girls again and you best believe I'm going to seal the deal. Icecold rules!

I'm working on the bartender at the Boom Boom Room. She's a really cute (at least I think she's cute) strawberry blonde. We chatted for a good while after the place closed, and she asked me to go hang out with her again next week. I didn't ask for her number because I just met her, but we'll see what happens next week.

 

[Njosnavelin]

I'm completely fried from all the jager bombs last night.

 

[Henrik Larsson]

I'm working on the bartender at the Boom Boom Room. She's a really cute (at least I think she's cute) strawberry blonde. We chatted for a good while after the place closed, and she asked me to go hang out with her again next week. I didn't ask for her number because I just met her, but we'll see what happens next week.

OOH your in there.

 

[Rane1071]

Though I'm not 'smashed', I do have a great glow going on. *giggle*

 

[Henrik Larsson]

It is only like 12:30 in the afternon here.

 

[gunslingingbird]

It is only like 12:30 in the afternon here.

Noon thirty is a prime hour to get shitfaced! :glugglug:

 

[Henrik Larsson]

Noon thirty is a prime hour to get shitfaced! :glugglug:

I very much agree.

 

[LukeEl]

It is I that is not drunk but it is all of you that is highly intoxicated by the knowledge that I bring before you now where did I put my car keys I got and orpahanage to drive into, who are they going to run and tattle to their parents...hahah I win!

 

[Alyssa Rose]

Oh geez... Last night = Never Again! :o

 

[gloyster]

Great now this is perfect timing for me. I'm having a few hand grenades right now, and
I know that it is likely I will be zonked in a few hours.

 

[freeoneskutti]

I'm gonna be smashed outta my skull in about 10 hours from now......... Does that count?... Of coarse, I'm not drunk now... but m gonna get drunk and I won be loggin in tmrw.... So this is like an insurance policy........ So, just wondering if this counts.... bcuz if it doesn't then, I'm gonna have one more reason to get drunkk tomorrow than the number of reasons I have right now........

Wait, :wtf: did I just say??????

:crowdgrin:

 

[STDiva]

I'll start my own thread when I'm drunk.

 

[gunslingingbird]

I'll start my own thread when I'm drunk.

Aren't ALL your threads started while you're drunk? :dunno:

 

[STDiva]

Aren't ALL your threads started while you're drunk? :dunno:

Touché, GSB.