The help, it's too big thread.

[Wainkerr99]

Hi everyone on Freeones I have a problem Can you help me with some advice? You see my thingie is so big I can't you know well play with it or anything cos my hand doesn't fit around its girth And I cant find a toy or nuthin to use cos it won't fit so can you help please?

 

[Hypergalaxy]

Sounds like you gotta cut it off... Its the only way to fix this

 

[Lungzyn]

Sounds like you gotta cut it off... Its the only way to fix this

Call Lorena Bobbitt? :dunno:

 

[24788]

Garbage bags work wonders for me.

 

[Hypergalaxy]

Call Lorena Bobbitt? :dunno:

:rofl:

Garbage bags work wonders for me.

Yes but then he has to buy gallons of lube and when you add up prices of the bags and lube over time only one solution... Cut that sucker off

 

[24788]

:rofl:






Yes but then he has to buy gallons of lube and when you add up prices of the bags and lube over time only one solution... Cut that sucker off

Yea true, I'd be scared to be around it. I'd need a shotgun if it got out of hand.

 

[Wainkerr99]

:rofl:

Yes but then he has to buy gallons of lube and when you add up prices of the bags and lube over time only one solution... Cut that sucker off

Ahh man!!!! (to quote Bart). :1orglaugh

 

[Hypergalaxy]

Ahh man!!!! (to quote Bart). :1orglaugh

I know it sucks man but what are ya gonna do thats life

I would suggest one of these

http://www.dantesknife.com/Swords3.jpg


And I am sure Blue Balls would be more than happy to come over and help you out as long as you offer at least a Hand Job Plus might be nice for you since you havent been able to jerk yourself off since birth. Its a Win Win :thumbsup:

 

[tiger1977]

Go to your local hardware store & purchase a power sander. Use it to gently decrease the size of your "thingie".

 

[Mrs Jolly]

Have you ever noticed that everyone elses hands are ten times bigger than yours? Get one of these big handed people to give you a wank.

 

[Gordar]

Hi everyone on Freeones I have a problem Can you help me with some advice? You see my thingie is so big I can't you know well play with it or anything cos my hand doesn't fit around its girth And I cant find a toy or nuthin to use cos it won't fit so can you help please?

Damn... I never knew there were people with such small hands and the local toy store isn't the place to look for adult toys...

Anyway, a pic or I don't believe it!











Well... maybe a pic isn't such a good idea...

 

[The Grasshopper]

I have the same problem... when I put it in, she usually glides it herself...

let her be in partial control... my advice :dunno:

 

[cl0ckw0rkman]

damn, i think i would die! i mean that sucks bawls dude. hookers lots and lots of hookers, maybe no idea, really that makes me sad to know that there are dudes in the world that can not jerk-it.

 

[Wainkerr99]

Damn... I never knew there were people with such small hands and the local toy store isn't the place to look for adult toys...Anyway, a pic or I don't believe it!

Well... maybe a pic isn't such a good idea...

Ja, Gordar. I would take a pic, but man, I would need to somehow link the two pages together to bring it all into focus! Yeah right.

Actually I read an article a few years back of some, I think Nigerian guy, whose wife had their marriage on the grounds her man was too big. She was being harmed by it. He had to whip it out in court to show the judge.

He granted her a divorce.

 

[Hypergalaxy]

Ja, Gordar. I would take a pic, but man, I would need to somehow link the two pages together to bring it all into focus! Yeah right.

Actually I read an article a few years back of some, I think Nigerian guy, whose wife had their marriage on the grounds her man was too big. She was being harmed by it. He had to whip it out in court to show the judge.

He granted her a divorce.

I was going to say there is no way they make a camera to focus on something so large. You didnt cut it off yet? You could even send it over to ethiopia. Do you know how many people it could feed?

 

[gunslingingbird]

Where the fuck is senob when you need him?

:scream: SENOB!!! :scream:

 

[Gordar]

Where the fuck is senob when you need him?

:scream: SENOB!!! :scream:

Why Senob? Tunsty or BB are just as good!

 

[Vanilla Bear]

BlueBalls ass is a great toy! Even for huge guys! He can put anything in his beautiful, round butt-hole. :lovecoupl

But BB is not available for everyone! :tongue:

 

[CunningStunts]

 

[ChefChiTown]

Hi everyone on Freeones I have a problem Can you help me with some advice? You see my thingie is so big I can't you know well play with it or anything cos my hand doesn't fit around its girth And I cant find a toy or nuthin to use cos it won't fit so can you help please?

Is it as big as your imagination?