The Human Centipede II Rejected By BBFC

[TheOrangeCat]

Trebus is only pissed because the movie is based on his life story.

 

[mrtrebus]

Martyrs is great.

I thought it was rubbish. Torture porn for the upper classes. Frontiers was better.

Trebus is only pissed because the movie is based on his life story.

In your dreams, in fact I mean that. In your dreams you imagine me as a human centipede with you as my surgically enforced twin! :tinhat:

 

[Ulysses31]

I thought it was rubbish. Torture porn for the upper classes. Frontiers was better.

Other way round for me. Frontiers started great but that ridiculous Nazi/Aryan supremacy thing was simply unbelievable and made little sense, the women weren't too bad though.

 

[StanScratch]

At least the first one lead to a rather entertaining South Park episode. "You mean it texts AND craps into Kyle's mouth!" (or something along those lines)

 

[squallumz]

At least the first one lead to a rather entertaining South Park episode. "You mean it texts AND craps into Kyle's mouth!" (or something along those lines)

ha yep! and thats how i found out it was an actual movie.

 

[mrtrebus]

Other way round for me. Frontiers started great but that ridiculous Nazi/Aryan supremacy thing was simply unbelievable and made little sense, the women weren't too bad though.

Mmm, Martyrs started great but wow, now talk about unbelievable. The 2nd have made no sense in relation to the 1st, it was as if it were two different films spliced together! :dunno:

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

I've seen some of the controversial scenes from the first and it amounts to cinematic filth. Its brainless story telling of zero story and just an excuse to try and shock the audience because they can get away with what they did.

This new example is a pathetic attempt at a movie which exists only to shock those stupid enough to watch it. Ive read about that controversy on yahoo and its no surprise this shit is not allowed. The fact its banned will probably make people want to see it more, but if you actually desire to see this crap then you are as depraved as the twisted fuck who wrote it.

I saw the trailer and I could'nt bare to watch that thing. It really was an attempt at shocking, but the truth of the matter is Roger Ebert refused to even review it the idea was so disgusting. That's right, on a scale of 1 to 10 Ebert gave it a 0. I had never seen that, especially not from the most influential movie critic probably in history.

Still the same old trebus eh?

As socially polite as a brick to the face.

Zing!

Trebus is only pissed because the movie is based on his life story.

Zing! :rofl2:

 

[Ulysses31]

Mmm, Martyrs started great but wow, now talk about unbelievable. The 2nd have made no sense in relation to the 1st, it was as if it were two different films spliced together! :dunno:

Actually come to think of it you're right! I hated the end of Martyrs after a promising start, that whole concept that head woman was searching for was based on a few grainy pictures of women dying. I guess both films promised a lot at the beginning but were just stupid in the end although Martyrs was a bit scarier and starred the stunning Mylène Jampanoï :drool2:

http://www.mylenejampanoi.com/


There was a scene in Spanish horror film The King of the Mountain which shocked me quite a bit as I didn't expect it. Again the ending of this film sucked

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2009/feb/12/thriller

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_King_of_the_Mountain_(film)

 

[DOA82]

Here we go again. . .I don't like you. GET OVER IT.

The sad part of the tale, the part that keeps me awake all night...

You wont tell me why you dont like me...

 

[LukeEl]

I have never seen the first one, so I am not missing anything of importance...Besides there are more shocking horror movies than this one.

 

[PirateKing]

Damn, that was the sequel I was anticipating the most!

I don't want to live in this world anymore......

 

[Ravenholm]

The BBFC means British Board of Fascist Cunts.

FUCK censorship.

 

[Legzman]

You seen Martyrs?

no.

 

[Kingfisher]

Examples of this include a scene early in the film in which he masturbates whilst he watches a DVD of the original Human Centipede film, with sandpaper wrapped around his penis.....

Sandpaper is so overrated. Now pickle relish is where it's at!

 

[TheOrangeCat]

You wont tell me why you dont like me...

Oh that's easy .... you have a cock, but no tits ...

 

[Death-Proof-69]

Oh that's easy .... you have a cock, but no tits ...

lol

 

[grower_boy]

I'd like to find the BBFC building (if they even have one) and burn that fucking son of a bitch to the ground.

 

[mrtrebus]

Actually come to think of it you're right! I hated the end of Martyrs after a promising start, that whole concept that head woman was searching for was based on a few grainy pictures of women dying. I guess both films promised a lot at the beginning but were just stupid in the end although Martyrs was a bit scarier and starred the stunning Mylène Jampanoï :drool2:

You're right, Mylène Jampanoï!!! :rubbel:

 

[mrtrebus]

Oh that's easy .... you have a cock, but no tits ...

Correct.
Now hopefully he will leave me alone.
Hopefully.
:anonymous

 

[Patrick_S]

Is it 1985 again? All that´s missing is a court order which states that all copies of the movie must be shipped out of the country (like they did with The New York Ripper).