The Illinois Enema Bandit

[meesterperfect]

Anyone ever hear about this guy? What a Weirdo!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema_bandit

 

[sputnikgirl]

WTF? People are strange.

 

[Beliel]

Zappa = God

 

[nothingandless]

some strange people come from the midwest. killer clowns, depressed homosexual cannibals, etc.
thats the 1st i heard of the Illinois enema bandit.

 

[hedonis]

The title of the thread alone necessitated that I poke in here to find out what the heck it was about. Having read that, I can say it was well worth it. And yes.... some of the strangest folks (myself included) come from the midwest.

I'm guessing you were thinking of Gacy and Dahmer, but don't forget Ed Gein- from Plainfield, Wisconsin- cannibal, grave robber, murderer, and inspiration for many movies, including Psycho and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

jb

 

[Roughneck]

Well, he is from Chamburna... so what did y'all expect? :dunno: (I have horrid memories from working in that town many years ago).


Seriously though, this doesn't surprise me. I see waaaaaaaay too many weirdos on a daily basis at work. Just read my "Things my patients have taught me not to do thread and you'll get an idea...

cheers,
R .

 

[Christmas_Ape]

What I want to know, is how meesterperfect stumbled onto this?

 

[member006]

What I want to know, is how meesterperfect stumbled onto this?

My first thought. Some key word was used and I doubt it was Illinois.

The world is full of weirdos. I think statistically though the highest percentage of the oddest/sickest criminals are in Florida. I read that somewhere.

LL

 

[Christmas_Ape]

I read that somewhere.

I think it says that on their license plate.

I'd don't know if I would really consider this guy a bandit. Rapist comes to mind.

 

[hedonis]

I think it says that on their license plate.

I'd don't know if I would really consider this guy a bandit. Rapist comes to mind.

Good thought. I don't think of him much as a bandit, either. "Guy in need of a lethal injection needle" was what I was thinking...

H

 

[meesterperfect]

What I want to know, is how meesterperfect stumbled onto this?

Hehe, I was looking, for Zappa vids, I knew he had a song called the The Illinois Enema Bandit but I didn't realize that it was about a real person.
Can't believe he only got 6-12 years for this, he should have got more time. He was only convicted of armed robbery, apparently there is no law against administering enemas in Illionios according to the Zappa song
heres another link on this freak:
http://www.ultimatestupidity.com/index.php/archives/134

 

[Christmas_Ape]

If I was to be an Enema Bandit, I'd rather do it South of the Border, where you can't even turn around without bumping into a rumptious trunk of meaty beaty junk. At least that's the rumor.

 

[hedonis]

rumptious trunk of meaty beaty junk.

What a great description. :rofl:

H

 

[meesterperfect]

One more bump...........
Enemas? godd or bad? discuss amongst yourselves

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Zappa = God

And the judge would say...no poo poo jokes.

 

[Supafly]

One more bump...........
Enemas? godd or bad? discuss amongst yourselves

Without Enemas, the anal scenes so many of us crave so much would be really shitty. You know, like shit

The performers get their enemas beforehand so all that pumping and gaping and ATM isn't a traumatic experience like in '120 Days of Sodom', where shit-eating was one of the major perversions.

And enemas are good for your health, because they clean your bowels.

:thumbsup: