The Member Below Me...

[lurkingdirk]

is hot. hot like a sausage.

 

[HeartBroker]

...spent the past summer in beautiful Uzbekistan!

 

[PrimeGuy]

shoots first, asks questions later.

 

[STDiva]

wants to marry Whoopi Goldberg.

 

[cristianomt]

How did you dicover that???

The member below me wants me to be nasty...

 

[Wainkerr99]

Wants to spend a couple of weeks at a pleasant beach sipping Manhattans and doing nothing.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Is now no longer able to worry about getting sleep

 

[tittenman]

Loves having sex at least once a week!:nanner:

 

[HeartBroker]

...is a firm believer!

 

[lurkingdirk]

eats sausage with gusto.

 

[tittenman]

Likes to eat bananas whilst surfboarding.

 

[titsrock]

^
Oh, heck yeah. Great bit of potassium for the post-surfing recovery period...

The person below me can draw perfect sitting portraits of people...blind!

 

[lurkingdirk]

it's true. i can. with my penis.

the member below me loves his member. i mean loves with creams, massages, and spankings.

 

[Wainkerr99]

Huh, how about that.

Loves trying to read minds.

 

[tittenman]

Is about to have a baby but doesnt know it yet.

 

[lurkingdirk]

smells like cabbage and has tiny hands.

 

[Wainkerr99]

Walks in a circle three times before going to bed.

 

[minidog]

should be proud of themselves

 

[Wainkerr99]

Aaawww. :Kiss:

Thinks minid is special. :nanner:

 

[Rezen]

Is ready to lick some ass!