The NAACP falls for the old Carbon Copy scheme.

[Ace Boobtoucher]

http://news.yahoo.com/civil-rights-...ding-to-be-black--parents-say-142027280.html#

Hey, if Bruce Jenner gets to change, why can't this POS? If gender is mutable, why not race? But it is funny as hell. She's the first white person in history to pretend to be black in order to get ahead...and kind of succeed. Except for the part where she gets caught.

The pictures of her dressed up in African garb and painted up are some of the funniest things I've ever seen.

I can totally understand their being fooled. I mean, look at her. 2legit.

http://soopermexican.com/2015/06/12/the-best-rachel-dolezal-tweets-ever/
http://soopermexican.com/2015/06/12...ases-rachel-dolezal-trans-racial-cover-kinda/

 

[Jack Davenport]

This is awesome on so many levels.

 

[Will E Worm]

Referencing the evolutionary origins of human life, Dolezal added, “We’re all from the African continent.”

:1orglaugh


No. :nono:

 

[xfire]

I don't understand white people that embrace black culture to the point that they want to be black and I know a lot of people that are like that. Baffling.

 

[Jack Davenport]

I don't understand white people that embrace black culture to the point that they want to be black and I know a lot of people that are like that. Baffling.

I know a white pastor, very liberal. One of those new age types. Loves hip hop and is an expert on it.

Looks like a damn fool.

 

[xfire]

I've got two nephews and a first cousin that are practically black. One of them went to county jail for six months, the other two have had their houses broke into countless times because of the people they're hanging around with. It does no good to try to explain shit to them.

 

[Jack Davenport]

I will tell you a story. My sister is addicted to pain killers. We cannot get her off of them. It is hopeless. Her dealer is a scumbag and my sister is best friends with his wife. Let's just say that through professional connections that I have made his life a bit of a hassle to say the least.

He is white. I kept hearing things like if he saw me out anywhere he was going to kick my ass. One day, I had the pleasure of seeing him in the parking lot of a store, instead of driving off, I decided to do a fly by and drove by him and gave him a look as I went by. He yelled something like, I will kick your ass motherfucker! So I stopped got out of my truck and said here is your chance!

He tells me to hit him and I say nope, you are the one that has been running your mouth so it is put up or shut up time.
I tell him that I am going to turn my back to him and when I do he needs to knock me the fuck out and if he doesn't and I get up I will clean the pavement with him in front of his wife. I turn my back and he does nothing but start acting like a black rapper running around trying to act all gangsta. This guy is in his mid 40's. I just laughed called him a pussy and drove off .

Nothing looks stupider than whitey going all thug.

 

[xfire]

I can't decide if that's the funniest or saddest thing I've read today. lol I can overlook a lot of things, but a cracker trying to go darkie is not one of them. :1orglaugh

 

[Lee Van Queef]

Mindy Kaling's brother: I faked being black to get into medical school

 

[Mr. Daystar]

I will tell you a story. My sister is addicted to pain killers. We cannot get her off of them. It is hopeless. Her dealer is a scumbag and my sister is best friends with his wife. Let's just say that through professional connections that I have made his life a bit of a hassle to say the least.

He is white. I kept hearing things like if he saw me out anywhere he was going to kick my ass. One day, I had the pleasure of seeing him in the parking lot of a store, instead of driving off, I decided to do a fly by and drove by him and gave him a look as I went by. He yelled something like, I will kick your ass motherfucker! So I stopped got out of my truck and said here is your chance!

He tells me to hit him and I say nope, you are the one that has been running your mouth so it is put up or shut up time.
I tell him that I am going to turn my back to him and when I do he needs to knock me the fuck out and if he doesn't and I get up I will clean the pavement with him in front of his wife. I turn my back and he does nothing but start acting like a black rapper running around trying to act all gangsta. This guy is in his mid 40's. I just laughed called him a pussy and drove off .

Nothing looks stupider than whitey going all thug.

Very good. The rule is, the person doing the calling out, has to throw first punch, to prove it isn't a set up for a law suit. Believe it or not, I received one of the most stunned look, by a co worker once, when he ran his mouth, and I informed him, you wanna go outside...fine, but you're going to throw the first punch, because you're the pussy with the history of being a whiny little snitch, and I know you aren't man enough to take an ass whooping, if I win. I didn't know I would, but I knew I wouldn't file a law suit, or try and get him fired...I just knew he would.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Yep. The thing is most people think that once someone assaults you that you can retaliate in self defense. For that to be a defense you would have to show that you feared bodily harm or for your life. My situation was somewhat like yours, I wasn't sure I would win either but neither was he. I was certain that he was running his mouth and exposed him as being a blow hard. It wasn't very smart considering my line of work but it worked out OK.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Yep. The thing is most people think that once someone assaults you that you can retaliate in self defense. For that to be a defense you would have to show that you feared bodily harm or for your life. My situation was somewhat like yours, I wasn't sure I would win either but neither was he. I was certain that he was running his mouth and exposed him as being a blow hard. It wasn't very smart considering my line of work but it worked out OK.

At the time...a long time ago, like 29 years ago, my thought was...if I kicked his ass, I would help him up, shake his hand, and hope it was settled. If he won, I was counting on the fact that, industrial accidents happen every day, and I was gonna run him over with a fork lift, and explain it away as, he walked in front of me...blah, blah, blah. Then hope all I lost, was my job.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Yep. The thing is most people think that once someone assaults you that you can retaliate in self defense. For that to be a defense you would have to show that you feared bodily harm or for your life. My situation was somewhat like yours, I wasn't sure I would win either but neither was he. I was certain that he was running his mouth and exposed him as being a blow hard. It wasn't very smart considering my line of work but it worked out OK.

At the time...a long time ago, like 29 years ago, my thought was...if I kicked his ass, I would help him up, shake his hand, and hope it was settled. If he won, I was counting on the fact that, industrial accidents happen every day, and I was gonna run him over with a fork lift, and explain it away as, he walked in front of me...blah, blah, blah. Then hope all I lost, was my job.

How did we devolve into this? Anyway, both parties would be arrested for mutual combat if they throw down. If only one dude is combative only he would go down.

Back on topic.

 

[Jack Davenport]

How did we devolve into this? Anyway, both parties would be arrested for mutual combat if they throw down. If only one dude is combative only he would go down.

Back on topic.

Sorry Ace.

Just one more thing, you are right. Both will be hauled off in cuffs. Although the one that retaliated may prevail in court.

Carry on.

 

[MMMariah]

Have you seen the white kids today? Urban is the biggest fashion trend for ALL races now. White kids in the suburbs are saggin and white porn hoes are calling each other ***** on social media like they have some right to do so because they listen to hip hop. The trend is black culture for white kids...they are eating it up and people like Jay Z and Kanye and the rest are laughing all the way to the bank.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Have you seen the white kids today? Urban is the biggest fashion trend for ALL races now. White kids in the suburbs are saggin and white porn hoes are calling each other ***** on social media like they have some right to do so because they listen to hip hop. The trend is black culture for white kids...they are eating it up and people like Jay Z and Kanye and the rest are laughing all the way to the bank.

It is quite comical. My daughter is biracial well, triracial, actually her mother is black and hispanic.

She doesn't use the word and she could. I really don't want to witness her reaction if someone says that to her. Black or white.

 

[MMMariah]

I was walking into the grocery a few weeks ago and these white kids were goofing off and one was behind the others and yelled "yo ***** wait up" like he's been saying it his entire life. They were all as white as humanly possible. One had his shorts below his ass with his boxers completely showing his entire ass and the others weren't much better. I was in a nice area and they were coming out of a brand new BMW so it's not like they were hood rats. I know a lot of older white folks don't wanna admit it but thats the reality. White kids are trying REAL hard to be black. music, fashion, their dialogue you name it.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Black kids don't respect white kids trying to act black. If you are white and excel in sports they respect you. If you are a musician they respect you no matter the genre.

They usually laugh behind their backs.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

You know what? "Carbon Copy" was a shitty Denzel Washington movie. The movie I had in mind was a shitty movie starring C. Thomas Howell called "Soul Man." I regret nothing.

 

[Jack Davenport]

That was it! I was trying to remember that flick. Life imitates art indeed.