The Profanisaurus Thread

[TheOrangeCat]

Toast to the Queen. n. A fart that scores highly in all three categories: volume, lingevity and stench. Often followed by a round of applause.

 

[Danglyparts]

i think i just toasted the queen all over my pants...:tongue:

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Dockyard Cat, Fanny Like A. sim. Descriptive of a particularly unkempt, semi-feral snatch.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Three days behind.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Oldest Toad In The Pond. n. A particularly low, vociferous, grumbling fart, usually after 8 pints of stout.

 

[lurkingdirk]

You complain about starting a shit thread, then make many consecutive posts about farts?

 

[TheOrangeCat]

You complain about starting a shit thread, then make many consecutive posts about farts?

I was in the mood. So sue me.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I was in the mood. So sue me.

I don't sue. I kill.

Watch yourself.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

I don't sue. I kill.

Watch yourself.

No.No. You watch yourself ...

 

[lurkingdirk]

 

[TheOrangeCat]

 

[lurkingdirk]

 

[TheOrangeCat]

 

[Danglyparts]

when are we gonna get back to the crazy devious made-up words?

 

[gunslingingbird]

when are we gonna get back to the crazy devious made-up words?

Here ya go!

Blumpkin - n. The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump. That New Jersey hooker gave me a blumpkin and a scorching case of genital warts for $3.62.

:hatsoff:

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Here ya go!

Blumpkin - n. The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump. That New Jersey hooker gave me a blumpkin and a scorching case of genital warts for $3.62.

:hatsoff:

Excellent! :clap:

More!

 

[Danglyparts]

thanks :tongue:

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Mamnesia. n. medic. A highly specific form of male memory loss. Upon seeing a fantastic pair of boobs, the sufferer forgets key facts about himself, e.g. that he is married, that he has four children, or that he is the presenter of a topical quiz show. See also penile dementia.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Cleveland Steamer - n. A sexual act by nature (fetish), the Cleveland Steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller. Billy had just gotten out of the shower, so me and John gave him a Cleveland Steamer.

 

[yoicham]

Here ya go!

Blumpkin - n. The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump. That New Jersey hooker gave me a blumpkin and a scorching case of genital warts for $3.62.

:hatsoff:

http://www.efukt.com/20696_Blumpkins_Really_Do_Exist.html

And in keeping with the thread:

Hot Hello - n. The warm trickle down the leg that reminds a lady of the recent deposit made into her special bank.