No its not. His vulgarity at least had a sense of the richness of the English language which your attempt at poetry lacks. Lacks severely.
sex & comedy are certainly intertwined in my love life. . .whenever a woman sees me naked she starts laughing!![]()
The central irony of this thread, however, is that, as a pornographer, my livelihood is centered on people who need to get laid!
Er yes the plays were all verse. But the poems were all. . .er poems.Once again you prove your ignorance, you angry little man.
What I wrote's not even poetry. (Few can touch the Bard on that level. It's like trying to compete with Hendrix on guitar. Even the most skillful fall short.)
It's a common misconception that the plays were all verse. You obviously don't know Shakespeare very well. Any person of reasonable intelligence would have apprehended that I was speaking of the manner of comeback, not the language.
Er yes the plays were all verse...
No it wasn't. The correct thing to say would be that my English literature education was substandard. You cannot extrapolate from my comment that my education, which would include the whole spectrum of disciplines, was substandard.That is simply not correct. Your education was clearly substandard.
No it wasn't. The correct thing to say would be that my English literature education was substandard. You cannot extrapolate from my comment that my education, which would include the whole spectrum of disciplines, was substandard.
There is no evidence for that.
This is where the phrase "I'm going to see a man about a dog" originates, although it now means I'm going to do a toilet it had a very different but acceptable meaning in the olde days.I know. I was insulting you! (I thought that's kinda what we were doing...)
Can I just say, for people who accuse us of dragging the conversation on the forum down to new depths,
when was the last time there was a debate (well, pissing match) on such a lofty subject as Shakespeare?
Here's a good fact: Did you know in Elizabethan England "dog" was common slang for the human sexpussy.
(I often wonder if that was in anyway an inspiration for the great Cramps song: