This was my thought process...
"mmmh, 'there's something about her...'? okay, I'll check it out"
(click)
(looks under the thread title)
"OH, SHIT, I JUST CLIKED ON A VODKA'S THREAD!!! NO MORE MANGLED PENIS PICS!!! ABORT, ABORT, ABORT"
(sees a naked chick who's actually very good looking"
"phew, dodged a bullet there"
THANKS FOR NOT GIVING ME NIGHTMARES, VV!!