Things you learn by watching porn

[nothingandless]

that chicks can remain "teens" well into their thirties

 

[Dro50]

That even though your a porn star you could still be a virgen.

That everybody has shaved there pubes/

That the chances of having sex are the same as a car going down the highway.

That talking dirty to women only makes them like you more.

 

[member006]

that chicks can remain "teens" well into their thirties

:rofl: So true, so true.

 

[Dro50]

Every man has an 8 in dick

 

[LemmyCaution]

41. Women have many names.
42. Girls lose their virgins on the Internet.

 

[LeSick]

funny stuff guys! lol

 

[CaDDaFy]

10. Women barely speaks

Youve not heard Taryn Thomas when she gets rodgerd, fuck me the woman does,nt shut up through the entire scene

 

[cost]

Agreed

I learned that unlike a Porn Tape/DvD, Life doesn't have a FF/FWD button to press to get to the fucking...


The Satyr Icon

 

[bnaked]

That chicks dont normally enjoy u calling them names such as slut, or whore, or bitch lol

I learned that one the hard way.

 

[bnaked]

10. Women barely speaks

Youve not heard Taryn Thomas when she gets rodgerd, fuck me the woman does,nt shut up through the entire scene

Ashley Gracie does the same thing.

 

[JFly]

Women never complain about anything besides not getting fucked enough.

 

[szotwang]

- Everyone is always a teen no matter what
- Girls pussies are always tight
- It doesnt matter how ugly a dude is he can always bang Alexa Rae
http://www3.zpornstars.com/free_zone/topgalle03/luha/pluha/pic07.jpg

 

[LemmyCaution]

7. Women have to remind him, while being fucked, to fuck her. “FUCK ME”

8. Women have to tell him, while being fucked, how to fuck her.

12. Women always beg for more.

10. Women barely speaks.

Whoooooops!!! A little contradiction there. My fault.
I just sooo hate when they "speak" at all. But who cares? Just turn down the volume?

And those annoying subtitles. Has anyone here seen a pornfilm with SUBTITLES on DVD. The ENGLISH FOR HEARING IMPAIRED. I wonder how that would be?

Yeah fuck me!
("Moanings, more Moanings, phone signals, Moanings, "Fergie - My Humps" playing in background. Door slams! Moanings. Man screams. Moanings. Moanings...")​

 

[JFly]

lmao

 

[Smittmaestro]

- If you're a lesbian, all you need to get that straight chick you're lusting after is for her boyfriend/husband to hurt her feelings.

- Black men only want to fuck white women. Black women only want to fuck white men.

- Condoms automatically appear on your dick when it gets hard and you're ready to fuck.
Condoms automatically disappear when you pull out and spooge on her.
No scenes of putting them on or taking them off.
They have built in teleporters!

- All women can squirt 10 feet when they orgasm!

- All men cum a quart when they orgasm!

- All women wanna suck your dick and lick your asshole.

-cs™

 

[Smittmaestro]

And those annoying subtitles. Has anyone here seen a pornfilm with SUBTITLES on DVD. The ENGLISH FOR HEARING IMPAIRED. I wonder how that would be?

Yeah fuck me!
("Moanings, more Moanings, phone signals, Moanings, "Fergie - My Humps" playing in background. Door slams! Moanings. Man screams. Moanings. Moanings...")​

Usually late night/early morning I'm surfing the channels and I come across Shotime and their softcore porn.

The most common phrase I see in the closed captioning, cuz I occasionally do that, is [satisfying moans]. Not satisified, satisfying, satisfying to whom? Me the viewer?

Okay.

-cs™

 

[siliconebrian]

80% of all women got a boobjob too;
I just wish it was like that in real life

 

[LemmyCaution]

28. Assholes are clean.

Everything and everyone are clean. Especially under the waist.

 

[LemmyCaution]

43. Size does matter
44. Clowns and men in masks and wearing weird suits, any at all, doesnt turn women off, infact it does the opposite.

 

[ÆGEAN]

43. Size does matter
44. Clowns and men in masks and wearing weird suits, any at all, doesnt turn women off, infact it does the opposite.

yeah i noticed that!

45. Women LOVE massive cocks and wont complain how big it is when they are being fucked! lol