Things you learn by watching porn

[WannaPlay]

i learned different positions hehe

 

[georginah]

i learned different positions hehe

yea same for me

But how do you tell your girlfriend or boyfriend about it i've seen new positions ?!?

 

[Phaeton]

46. Time travel is possible. (the same scene over and over)

 

[Evil]

1. My penis is apparently micro-sized
2. Don't cum in a black girls hair

 

[ReflectingGod]

1. My penis is apparently micro-sized
2. Don't cum in a black girls hair

So true, even though my girl likes it...but somedays she doesn't. Depends.

Nice post! Maybe I will contribute later.

 

[ÆGEAN]

i learned different positions hehe

true, i have learnt that also

 

[LemmyCaution]

*bump* "ZoWhat", redirect here

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=134622

 

[hotlikecandy]

Magazines indeed get sticky. (Tyce Bune from Reflections in a Window with Kira Kener)

 

[LemmyCaution]

45. Nuns aren't that strictly religious.
46. Corsett is comfortable outfit.
47. Don't worry. No matter where you are the condom will always suddenly appear, even on an island.
48. If you haven't learned anything, learn from Pablo Francisco
49. If young girls are REALLY nice the whole year, Santa Claus will be "nice" back.



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[KissTheSkull]

Learned how to teach a girl who gives a bad blowjob to give an amazing blowjob

 

[Evil]

Sort of blood loss (and even then..) there are no bad blowjobs

 

[LemmyCaution]

Learned how to teach a girl who gives a bad blowjob to give an amazing blowjob

What exactly is a "BAD" blowjob? Did she use her teeth? Ouch!

 

[Paraniod]

Also women like having cocks shoved right down there throats untill they gag

 

[Evil]

*waits for another bad blow job report*

 

[teege1325]

Teeth, the instant rock cock killer

 

[Fresno]

The best thing I learned from porn is how to make a woman have multiple orgasms'.

 

[Lil_Miss_Chicky]

best thing I learnt is to have a fun sex life and not be fridget lol

 

[scubamike]

I feel smarter than most of the pornstars :1orglaugh

 

[Smittmaestro]

Walk up to any random woman on the street with a video camera and they'll go with you to a motel room and fuck ya!

-cs™

 

[cartman24]

When a friend's mother is home alone, she always wants to have sex with you.