Sex
Drugs
Rock N' Roll
Alcohol
Fishfingers
The little toe of my right foot
Sleep
Credit Cards
Giving Blood
Suburban Terrorism
My Job
My Friends
Icecream
The ability to read (just looking at the pictures will do)
The nuclear weapons codes to a rogue state (if I had them. Yes, I am not beyond treason to save my porn)
My Life
My Donor Card
Your Life
Your Wife
Basically almost anything, so leave my porn alone.