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Things you've jacked off to that make you really proud of yourself...

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
The sound of my mom taking a post-chili dump in the bathroom.
 

~~whimsy~~

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
Probably watching a couple of squirrels go at it the other day. I just stared out the window, perversely watching the one squirrel bang the other!

Though I kind of got turned off by the female. Her tail was bushy. Yuck! I hate bushes! I'd of made that squirrel bitch trim that shit or shave it off before I gave some of this human porking!

:hatsoff:
 
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