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This guy has a relationship problem

assari

God damn it, Baconsalt!
I don't think I wanna click on that.
No, definitely not.


That scripture proves that relationships are not just about joy and its point is this:

Before you consider a serious relationship, you need to learn how to wipe and wash your ass!
 

Lee Van Queef

Maybe I Should Get A Little High First
If a gal doesn't know how to wash her hind end you should stop making time with her.

My wife keeps her anus sparkling clean using something called a Tabo. A Tabo is like a prehistoric bidet from The Philippines.

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assari

God damn it, Baconsalt!
If a gal doesn't know how to wash her hind end you should stop making time with her.

My wife keeps her anus sparkling clean using something called a Tabo. A Tabo is like a prehistoric bidet from The Philippines.



Philippine women seem to know how to make a relationship last.




If a woman asks me what to keep in mind when going out with a man, I'll say this:


Be sure to wash your ass!

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assari

God damn it, Baconsalt!
Did you read the one about the socks!?

:rofl2:

I didn't notice that conversation, but now I read it and it reminded me of an old thing:

My uncle used to give business cards to people.




Once he had a garden party and when the people had left he found a couple of business cards and notice that some people had used them to wipe their ass! :sheep:
 
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