This Kind of Shit Only Happens to Me!

[alexpnz]

Today, I'm down at a local beach here in Jersey and I walk half a mile to the bathroom to take a piss and what happens?

Yes, my $100 Electric Sunglasses side off the top of my head right into the toilet bowl!

I wrapped my hand like a mummy with the WHOLE roll of toilet paper and yanked them out....then I RAN to my car and dumped a WHOLE bottle of sanitizer on those motherfuckers and my hand.

Happy 4th of July though....

 

[brodkill]

electric sunglasses?

 

[JacknCoke]

why did you pay 100 dollars for sunglasses?

 

[Member442]

That sucks Alex :Kiss:

It's still June you know:tongue:

 

[alexpnz]

electric sunglasses?

these:

 

[HeartBroker]

Dude, don't think you're alone, that kinda shit happens to me all the fuckin' time.

We must have done something very bad in a past life or something...


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Happy Independence Day to you too, good sir!

 

[gunslingingbird]

What the hell do electric sunglasses do?

 

[alexpnz]

why did you pay 100 dollars for sunglasses?

I'm vain and stupid at the same time.

 

[brodkill]

What the hell do electric sunglasses do?

the exact same thing as the $1 pair of sunglasses i got from the dollar store

 

[JacknCoke]

I'm vain and stupid at the same time.

I'm sorry to hear that

 

[alexpnz]

I'm sorry to hear that

me too

 

[Ulysses31]

Didn't the water damage any of the electrical components?

 

[John_8581]

Alex -- So based on what I'm reading here -- in your last two threads...

Then should your smiley be a toilet? :rofl2:

j/k. Haha. Smile it's fun.

I see all these other Johnny-Come-Lately, Tools get their own, custom smiley and I've been here 5 years and I can't get a goddamn Fart Smiley that I asked for a hundred times.....whassup with that Yo??!!

 

[L3ggy]

Those are some ugly shades.

 

[alexpnz]

Those are some ugly shades.

What do you care?
Wolves don't wear sunglasses....

 

[L3ggy]

But still.

 

[Legzman]

why did you pay 100 dollars for sunglasses?

that's where I got lost too. I only pay 20 tops! Do the exact same thing as the expensive ones and look just as damn good.

 

[grower_boy]

I'm sorry to hear that, man. Does this shit happen to you on a regular basis?

 

[Elwood70]

Yes, my $100 Electric Sunglasses side off the top of my head right into the toilet bowl!

See; there's your problem right there.....

 

[PirateKing]

That's hilarious.