This Kind of Shit Only Happens to Me!

[lurkingdirk]

Tell me you were in a woman's bathroom at least.



That sucks, bro.

 

[D-rock]

I think it might be karma for buying sunglasses that are worth $100 in the first place. :1orglaugh

 

[Tittyman5000]

Jersey eh? Do you know Downtown Jake Brown?

 

[himperv203]

thats why i buy cheap sun glasses. its cheaper than a role of toilet paper.

 

[Jon S.]

its cheaper than a role of toilet paper.

What's a "ROLE" of toilet paper? :dunno: I've seen actors who's careers were in the toilet...but that's ridiculous! ha ha ha!

 

[Tittyman5000]

Ha, maybe thats just how he roll's :rofl2:

 

[Supafly]

I once had my wallet drop out of my pants, and had to fish THAT out of the not so crystal clear waters

Thats the only time I laundred money :1orglaugh

 

[Marlo Manson]

I make sure when I am pissing or for that matter anywhere near a toilet or a urinal that there is nothing of mine that's in jeopardy of falling into that nasty shit! (no pun intended) I put everything in my pockets or I put my stuff on top of the toilet paper holder.

I will MAKE SURE I put my stuff somewhere, so I am 100% sure all of my stuff is as far away from this sort of calamity from happening to me (my property falling into the toilet) as I can possibly be.. Because I know oh so well, that I am hindered with very bad luck myself, and if I didn't take the proper precautions I would probably be writing this same kind of thread myself.. Sorry to hear about your accident Al.. :eek:

 

[Boldy]

I did the same once in Vegas, took a piss, and bang! In the bowl ... well ... I left them there ... :bawling:

 

[ThatRedWing]

:sing: Then go get yourself some cheap sunglasses. Oh yeah...

 

[Rane1071]

I had one of those mobile phones that looked like half a house brick years ago. One day it slid into the toilet bowl, but lucky I hadn't peed yet. ...

..... damn thing was never the same again.

Sunglasses?? . I kept leaving them in the pub. That's why I buy the cheapo kind.

 

[tartanterrier]

You risked your life to pull a pair of electric specs out of the bog

Some mothers do have them