Threads I didn't start

[Ike Stain]

I'm always getting a lot of grief for "those crazy threads of Ike's"
but I never get creditfor all the even crazier (and NOT ok) threads
I didn't post.

So how about it folks, what are some of the craziest (and wrongest)
threads you wisely DIDN'T post.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I once wanted to post a thread about a quiet wife from Illinois who was suffering from terrible gas while trying to control an impossible case of diarrhea. In hind site, it was all mud in my eye.

 

[Ike Stain]

I once wanted to post a thread about a quiet wife from Illinois who was suffering from terrible gas while trying to control an impossible case of diarrhea. In hind site, it was all mud in my eye.

That's pretty good actually.

You should start that thread.

 

[lurkingdirk]

That's pretty good actually.

You should start that thread. [/SIZE]

I also thought about starting the thread everyone wants:

My penis fell out of my pants today, and everyone screamed in delight.

It would just be an opportunity for me to post pictures of my junk.

 

[jod0565]

I thought of a thread about sewing once.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

A thread mocking people for posting a thread about threads they didn't create

 

[Tittyman5000]

One night I came home drunk and who knows what I was thinking but I was gonna start a thread about clam chowder!?!? I cant remember much but I woke up thinkin I hope I didn't post that shit

 

[meesterperfect]

I almost started a thread about the time I ran a guy over with my car and dumped his body on a golf course.
glad I didn't post that.

 

[Deepcover]

Probably the one I started on about abortion. I'm sorry if my poll doesn't make sense. Nobody's perfect but a lot of ppl have posted and big ups to Spexy for putting her thoughts and insights about the whole issue.

 

[maildude]

My worst two threads:
Have You Ever Had Your Balls Squeezed So Hard They Turned Purple?

and

Poll: Would You Have Sex With A Deranged, Republican Transsexual?

 

[vodkazvictim]

I once started a thread that was simply a picture of a child.
It was entitled "Freeones test" and the only word in the OP was "Go!"
Petra shut it down
Should've seen it coming really.