Tittyman's question of the day?

[Tittyman5000]

If you were given the opportunity, Would you fuck Ellen Degeneres?

 

[LukeEl]

Is there a televion talkshow out of it for me?

 

[lurkingdirk]

If I were allowed to use a cucumber, 2 feet of garden hose, a spatula, and a team of dwarfs, then yes.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Yes, but just to annoy her.

 

[Ace Bandage]

No, but I'll take her wife

 

[Tittyman5000]

I don't know why but I'd do her Throw in Anne Hesch and Get R Done!

 

[TheOrangeCat]

No, but I'll take her wife

Oh, hell yes .....

 

[xfire]

I'd bang her. A lot. Of course I don't really care what a woman looks like so that was a no-brainer. One rule for the women that enter my bedroom- be clean.

 

[Hot Mega]

Yes, but just to annoy her.

:1orglaugh:bowdown::1orglaugh:bowdown:

Add another hour to the day so this can be the best post of the longest day. :1orglaugh

(Although the sight of you fucking Ann Heche would probably steam her noodle more.)

BTW @ OP...you having fantasies about doing Ellen or something??

 

[kewlio65]

No, because I would be too scared. I have every expectation that her wife would be the living crap out of me.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

I just think that even in the midst of a heaving, sweaty bang-a-roo, she'd still never shut the fuck up. I bet she'd even cut into an orgasm scream.

'Ooooooomyyyyggoooo ... anyway, you're having an orgasm? Yea, me too, me too. Is it good is it good? I'm enjoying mine, You? Are you? huh?huh? ...'

 

[Tittyman5000]

BTW @ OP...you having fantasies about doing Ellen or something??

I have liked Anne Heche for a while and knew her and Ellen were together but I just never thought of Ellen as Sexy till I was flipping through channels the other day n thought hmm I bet her pussy's tight :dunno:

 

[Straight Shooter]

No, but if I were to bang a lesbian it would be Rachel Maddow

 

[Tittyman5000]

:eek: Is she Stephen Colbert's Brother?

 

[emceeemcee]

she'd be too used to getting her puss licked by a professional puss licker so I imagine I'd be little more than a disapointment to her in that department.


And she'd probably be used to using state of the art dildo's which can make a woman cum so hard she goes blind so I guess my rod would also be a disapointment to her.


she'd feign pleasure out of politeness but it would definetly kill the mood. No ellen for me.

 

[tartanterrier]

Yes.But only for a million quid

 

[CunningStunts]

Only if it was a threesome with Portia. :love-smi:

 

[shimmy2]

she'd be too used to getting her puss licked by a professional puss licker

you would be surprised, many of my bi girlfriends tell me guys eat pussy better than girls

 

[lurkingdirk]

you would be surprised, many of my bi girlfriends tell me guys eat pussy better than girls

Many of your bi girlfriends? How many bi girlfriends does your imagination allow?

 

[TheOrangeCat]

you would be surprised, many of my bi girlfriends tell me guys eat pussy better than girls

Yes, and many of my friends from the Planet Aldair say NASA has the best coffee in its departure lounge ....