Top 10 Signs your Co-workers want to nail you.....

[Man Slut]

10) She walks by your cubicle one night while you're working late, with
nothing on but sticky notes in all the right spots.

9) Memo
To: Susan in Accounting
From: Jim in Risk Management
Re: Your amazing ass

8) Your two-person office recently adopted "Clothes-Free Fridays."

7) His PowerPoint presentation on this year's budget includes a
chart on "My Penis Growth During Proper Stimulation."

6) You find "Bang Arthur from Accounting" on your Friday "to-do"
list.

5) Your "secret Santa" just gave you a new mouse pad, carefully
hand-woven from condoms.

4) At the last office happy-hour gathering she salted your
nipples, put a lime in your lap, and did a few tequila shots.

3) You're a TopFive.com contributor -- of *course* she wants to
nail you!

2) Your aggressive speech about "market penetration" and
"delivering the goods" made her pass out.

1> Your administrative assistant seems to have mistaken the
concept of "flex time" to mean putting her ankles behind
her head whenever you walk by.

 

[Man Slut]

Other Signs :

Mr. Griswold, are you SURE that's how you spell 'fax'?"

After being warned not to say anything suggestive, he's had "Do me
now" tattooed on his forehead.

He changes his e-mail signature to "Soon to be sleeping with Helen
from Accounting."

Every time he brings you coffee, you wake up the next day
panty-less in an alley.

He gets red in the face, breaks out in a sweat, sticks his hands
in his pockets and rushes to the washroom every time he sees
you -- and you're not the independent auditor.

The IT geek keeps changing your e-mail announcement popup to
"You've Got Male."

Someone added "case of extra-large condoms" to your office supply
list.

When she reads over your shoulder, she puts your head right
between her breasts and slowly moves up and down.

He willingly cleans out the break room fridge for you.

Your new business cards arrived. Your current title: "Jennifer's
Love Muffin."