Top 5 Things I've learned

[DJCowboy]

5: Don't always assume you know what's best for you (or her)
4: Don't brag about how many push ups you can do
3: Never pretend to know more than you do (you will always be caught)
2: Being yourself will work better than any pick up line


1: Having friends will be the greatest benefit you will ever have.

*bonus* The ability to fly would be amazing.



What are your things you learned throughout life?

 

[squallumz]

things ive learned from video games:

* When you are born, you drop out of the sky and are invincible for a short time.
* All martial arts women wear revealing clothes and have great bodies.
* All martial arts men have rippling muscles and angry expressions.
* If someone other than you dies, they disappear.
* Whenever huge, fat, evil men are about to die, they begin flashing red or yellow.
* No matter how long you fight, you can always fight again.
* Your death is reversible, just keep an eye on those icons.
* Carpe diem! You still have lives left!

the list the awesome. click here for more!

 

[Alyssa Rose]

5: Don't always assume you know what's best for you (or her)
4: Don't brag about how many push ups you can do
3: Never pretend to know more than you do (you will always be caught)
2: Being yourself will work better than any pick up line


1: Having friends will be the greatest benefit you will ever have.

*bonus* The ability to fly would be amazing.



What are your things you learned throughout life?

So much stuff comes to mind..

5) Never make someone your priority if you're only their option.
4) Think about whether the subject of an argument your having will be important next month, if it won't be, the argument isn't worth having so swallow your pride and drop it.
3) You're never too old to lick the brownie bowl or to eat cookie dough from the package.
2) Smiling first thing in the morning can put you in a better mood for the rest of the day.
1) It's important (for me at least) to keep faith in humanity.. Without my "glass half full" outlook I'd be in a never-ending depression.

Great thread! :clap:

 

[GreenEyed]

1. best way to lose weight is low carb high protein
2. setting goals and constantly evaluating yourself makes you a better person
3. you CAN make money on the internet
4. treat others the way you would like to be treated
5. it's better to be honest the first time around

 

[bahodeme]

1. You never have to remember the truth
2. Eat right, exercise, die anyway
3. If the chance of rain is 50% and you do not carry an umbrella, it will rain (likewise if you wash your car).
4. Excuses only placate those who make them.
5. The longer you live, the more tenacious you are to stay.

 

[Ulysses31]

Never make yourself out to be someone you're not, you'll get more respect from people for being honest that trying to put an image across that isn't real

Life's too short to hold grudges, it isn't healthy either

Do what makes you feel happy even if it means sitting at home playing video games rather than looking for a wife and having kids, there is no ideal direction in life and we all have different needs and interests

Try and smile and be nice to people even if you feel miserable inside

Help people even if you know they wouldn't do the same back (I guess I mean family)

Don't waste money on superficial things you can't afford

People are not always what the seem

Never believe anything from one news source or one person, look at various sources before forming an opinion

You can't turn the clock back no matter how desperately you want to

 

[RichardNailder]

Things are seldom what they appear to be


Do things as a family


To succeed you must take a few


Don't waste your time on s.


And most importantly....... Only marry girls that know how to properly

 

[ThatRedWing]

5: It takes 43 muscles to frown. It only takes four to reach out and slap the dumb fuck upside the head.
4: Life is too short to drink cheap beer.
3: Working hard is the shortest way to more hard work. But it beats being a lazy fuck.
2: If someone doesn't like you, fuck 'em. People who judge you are just hating something about themselves and need someone to blame.
1: Button-fly jeans and a night at the bar do not mix.

Extra bonus: Eat what you want to. You're gonna die at some point, why deny yourself some kind of pleasure?

 

[Jagger69]

1) Find your passion, find a way to make a living from it and it will never seem like a job.
2) Never compare yourself to others.
3) Love is the only thing that never dies and that really matters.
4) The greatest satisfaction in life comes from the selfless act of helping others.
5) Never look back at what might have been, just keep looking forward to what yet can be.
6) Live every day of your life like it was your last. One day, you'll be right.

I know that's six but what the hell.

 

[STDiva]

1. Keep active and you can eat/drink whatever/whenever you want.
2. Just because the waitress was nice to you, it doesn't mean she wants to fuck you.
3. You're never to old to act like a kid.
4. Just apologize and get it over with. You're probably wrong anyway.
5. Treat your girl/man like a queen/king. It's worth it!

 

[gunslingingbird]

1. Always have a plan B.
2. If you give someone everything you have, but that's still not enough for them, they aren't enough for you.
3. Listen to the old fart. He's been there before.
4. Real friends are hard to come by, and even harder to hold on to.
5. Always have open eyes and ears, and a closed mouth.

 

[Ace Bandage]

1. Love your family. Always keep them close.
2. Listen to your parents. More often than not, they're right.
3. Always help a friend in need.
4. You never win an argument with someone you love. Make amends, move on.
5. Play outside. Take a walk, go hiking, play sports, mow the grass, picnic, or lounge in a pool. You'll always feel better afterward.

 

[georges]

1) Always watch your back, because not everybody has a good intention
2) Always take care of your parents, they are your closest friends and most honest support in case of trouble and in every day of your life
3) Always weight pros and cons before taking a decision that involves spending a lot money or taking huge responsibilities
4) Advisers are not the payers or Advice is cheap
5) Punctuality is the politeness of kings. It is a good saying that is very important nowadays because to be on time or ahead of time allows you to be better organized and much more efficient in what you do.

 

[mrtrebus]

1) Don't talk to strangers.
2) Don't write in starlight.
3) Don't hide in doorways.
4) Don't go to heaven.
5) Don't smell the flowers.
6) Don't dream of women.