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Travolta To Play Gotti

~~whimsy~~

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
John Travolta will now have another reason to do something wacky with his hair.
 

Moonchild22

I don't know and frankly I don't care.
Mr. Bungle to play "Travolta (Quote Unquote)"

You know, he actually tried to sue the band for using his last name in the title. How petty is that? Mind you, this was early 90's - when the man wasn't getting much work. Pre-Pulp Fiction. So maybe he just wanted money, and was pissy for having to do movies with a talking baby.
Still. Am I missing the connection here? (aside a bit of the Grease theme around 2:30):

All behold the spectacle
A fleshy limbless rectangle
Sitting on a pedestal
So nasal handicapable

Sniff and remember silver ball
Contortions that he can't recall
The torso on a trampoline
The happiness melts into dream

To talk is an enunciated sneeze
To taste is some foul air to breathe

One thought it lasts a day and at that rate he'll most likely live forever!
He's a bird in flight, a hermaphrodite
And he fucks himself as he fucks the world

His twitching brain can dance within
Gyrating more like gelatin
A secret means of ecstasy
Acute and very olfactory

To see is colors crawling in the nose
To hear is stinking highs and lows

He's got an itch but nothing with which to scratch the itch - so wish it away

With his mouth sewn shut, he still shakes his butt
Cuz he's Hitler & Swayze & Trump & Travolta

Smell, Sweat, Movement.
Everyone's dancing.
Disco.
Dimple.
Fading. Darker.
A subtle fragrance.
Faint.
Everyone's dancing without him.
Where did it go?
Dark.
Odorless.
Nothing.
 

Montrealman

Love comes and goes but FreeOnes is forever.
This is the movie that's being produced by Stuttering John, formelly of the Howard Stern Show. Was also one of the announcers on Jay Leno's show.
Wtf? He got Travolta?
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
I'd go with Vincent D'Onofrio.
 

John_8581

FreeOnes Lifetime Member
Bad choice picking John Tavolta, unless they can do something with his hair... :dunno:

The best mob bosses, well that's Robert DeNiro in Analzye This, Paul Sorvino in Good Fellas, and James Gandolfini in The Sopranos.

Guys who look like John Gotti? Why, the other "wise guy" in that show, Tony Sirico. :)

Harvey Keitel is a good choice. As is Joe Pesci.

Now who's going to play his daughter, Victioria Gotti? :drool2:

 

Iceman97

In love with my hand.
I'll watch the film due to the reason I'm fascinated by Organized Crime and the people involved with it.


But John Travolta as John Gotti Sr. :dunno:


I highly doubt he'll be as good as Armand Assante was in the HBO film Gotti, he nailed that role perfectly :bowdown:
 

meesterperfect

Hiliary 2020
I'll watch the film due to the reason I'm fascinated by Organized Crime and the people involved with it.


But John Travolta as John Gotti Sr. :dunno:


I highly doubt he'll be as good as Armand Assante was in the HBO film Gotti, he nailed that role perfectly :bowdown:

true.
they probaby sould have went with a lesser known actor who can act and looks more like gotti.
Pesci and keitel are probably to old to pull it off now, keitel maybe but pesci is too small and probably can't talk like gotti.

I really can't think of any A list actors that would be good for the role.
 

LaLiLuLeLohan

I changed my middle-name to Freeones
John Gotti died at 100lbs, with no chin bone. Sammy Gravano and Henry Hill are still alive and exist w/out protection. The mafia is a dead, pathetic joke. Cosa Nostra and the KKK only exist in one world; in the mind of fiction writers.
 
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