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try explaining that to airport security

Mr. Numb3rs

Got two nipples for a dime?
Pierced20Penis.jpg
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
I would just whip it out and yell..."LOOK AT MY COCK!!!"


"LOOK!!!"
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.

Cutie

I smell PUSSY!
:eek: :eek:

I am grossed out by seeing that cock..
Who in their right mind would want to drive that many holes into their dick???
 

GodsEmbryo

Closed Account
What a pussy. Now if he would hang some heavy church bells down there... Now THAT would be cool and funny! When someone says "WTF is that loud banging noise?" you could reply "Those are my balls dude". Or when you are fucking your girlfriend in the middle of the night, your neighbors could say "By the sound of it, I think he's comming".

But nooooooo...
 

Death-Proof-69

I changed my middle-name to Freeones
clearly all of these people prefer anal sex.
 

DSOTM73

Offline? What's that?
DAMN IT. i just fucking ate supper :facepalm: *ok, note to self: DO NOT open threads made by vodkazvictim and now Mr. Numb3rs.* :throwup:
 

Death-Proof-69

I changed my middle-name to Freeones
DAMN IT. i just fucking ate supper :facepalm: *ok, note to self: DO NOT open threads made by vodkazvictim and now Mr. Numb3rs.* :throwup:

roald posts some good ones sometimes too..though not quite on the same level lol
 
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