TT's 5 Basic Rules to ANAL Sex 4 Dummies!!!!

[TrueTranssexual]

When done right, anal sex is so pleasurable that it can be done for hours and hours without your partner wanting you to stop.


THOSE ON THE GIVING END

1. WEAR A CONDOM: Please wear a condom, a lubricated one makes more sense. STD's are more easily transmitted through ANAL SEX.

2. LUBRICATION: Lubrication! Did I mentioned Lubrication? Please NO KY Jelly(dries too fast for anal), and don't rely solely on saliva unless you are not very well endowed (but still, not a good lubricant)!! Try Astroglide, Eros (very long lasting). Re-apply if necessary.

3. START SLOW: Go in slooooowly! I cannot stess this enough. If you don't, you will make it a painful experience for your partner, and they may not want to repeat the experience after that, because you made it traumatic.

4. CONTROL YOURSELF: Once you are in, don't immediately start humping like some umbriddled horse that's having sex for the first time . Start gentle, listen to your partner, until everything goes pretty smoothly. Then, and only then, you can show your tough, macho side, and hammer the senses out of your partner if necessary. :thefinger

5. DON'T FORGET: Play with your partner's genitals + tits if they have, it will increase the pleasure to it's maximum. If your partner doesn't cum, they wont want you to stop anal penetration. Is that good! But, ONLY when done correctly!



THOSE ON THE RECEIVING END

1. CLEAN YOURSELF: Common sense. Make sure you take a shower and don't need to go to the restroom.

2. PROTECT YOURSELF: If you are on the receiving end, the chances for STD's are even greater. DO NOT LET ANYONE penetrate you without a condom. Unless you really trust that person and willing to take a very serious risk!!

3. RELAX: This will make the penetration easier.

4. MAKE SURE: Make sure you are enjoying it, because if you are not, then he is not doing the right thing. Guide him if necessary.

5. DRIVE HIM NUTS: It's already a really tight hole, but did you know you can make it even tighter? Yeah! Suffocate that serpent that's viciously attacking you!!! Tighten those muscles around that intruder, but don't hold that grip for too long, loosen it and tighten them just to trick that nasty serpent. It does the job all the time!



If you have more and better advice, don't hesitate to leave it here. Good Luck with your backdoor exploration! :glugglug:

 

[mrtrebus]

I have never understood the fascination with forcing your way in through the back door when the front door is open, there's even a little welcome mat for you.

 

[TrueTranssexual]

I have never understood the fascination with forcing your way in through the back door when the front door is open, there's even a little welcome matt for you.

Perhaps because you have never been on the receiving end?? Some girls even enjoy it more than vaginal, because it may hit their g-spot better.

 

[Ace Bandage]

I have never understood the fascination with forcing your way in through the back door when the front door is open, there's even a little welcome mat for you.

^^ Yep. Exactly what he said. I couldn't say it better, so I won't try. :hatsoff: Vaginas are magical... :bowdown:

 

[STDiva]

Instead of putting my dong in my girls ass, I'm going to take a shit on the floor and stick my dick in it. Mmmm warm.

 

[mrtrebus]

Perhaps because you have never been on the receiving end?? Some girls even enjoy it more than vaginal, because it may hit their g-spot better.

A woman's G-spot is in her ass now?!?

 

[Shifty]

Instead of putting my dong in my girls ass, I'm going to take a shit on the floor and stick my dick in it. Mmmm warm.

 

[GregCentauro]

A woman's G-spot is in her ass now?!?

Start thinking outside the box. :1orglaugh

 

[TrueTranssexual]

A woman's G-spot is in her ass now?!?

Actually, is basic female anatomy. The rectum and vagina are extremely close. Close enough that the girl can cum just from anal sex numerous times. Some women have claimed they like it better from the back...Also, it has been noted that double-penetration (with dicks or toys) can be even more pleasureable the just vaginal alone.

 

[mrtrebus]

Actually, is basic female anatomy. The rectum and vagina are extremely close. Close enough that the girl can cum just from anal sex numerous times. Some women have claimed they like it better from the back...Also, it has been noted that double-penetration (with dicks or toys) can be even more pleasureable the just vaginal alone.

Who on earth takes notes during bedtime gymnastics?!? Well, you still won't catch me inserting it into the bomb bay! :nono:

 

[STDiva]

That makes me smile.

 

[TrueTranssexual]

Women tend to like men that are adventurous and more versatile in bed. Those are the ones that we really fall over heels for. :thumbsup:
I don't see anal sex any different than I see oral sex, it is just as "unnatural" as some claim, yet pretty much every guy expects it. Dirtier, perhaps. But some people just know their bodies and how to clean themselves.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Women tend to like men that are adventurous and more versatile in bed. Those are the ones that we really fall over heels for. :thumbsup:
I don't see anal sex any different than I see oral sex, it is just as "unnatural" as some claim, yet pretty much every guy expects it. Dirtier, perhaps. But some people just know their bodies and how to clean themselves.

:dunno: That kind of makes sense. Bad things may come out of the behind, but then again, stomach acid comes out of the mouth. What if you got head and then she puked and somehow you didn't notice and two weeks later your dick has eroded away.

 

[mrtrebus]

:dunno: That kind of makes sense. Bad things may come out of the behind, but then again, stomach acid comes out of the mouth. What if you got head and then she puked and somehow you didn't notice and two weeks later your dick has eroded away.

Yuk! I'm never kissing a girl again! ukey:

 

[lurkingdirk]

i prefer putting a zucchini in my partner's ass while i take her vajayjay. sometimes we mix that up.


stop judging me. we only use moderately large zucchinis...

 

[jasonk282]

Women tend to like men that are adventurous and more versatile in bed. Those are the ones that we really fall over heels for. :thumbsup:
I don't see anal sex any different than I see oral sex, it is just as "unnatural" as some claim, yet pretty much every guy expects it. Dirtier, perhaps. But some people just know their bodies and how to clean themselves.

Well good for you, unfortanualy a majortiy of women don't like anything up their ass.

 

[TrueTranssexual]

Well good for you, unfortanualy a majortiy of women don't like anything up their ass.

That's probably what they tell guys so they won't judge, and let the guy do the convincing...but the girls that I know, especially the really hot ones, have all tried it. And I'm not saying that being hot is what makes them want it, just in case someone wants to twist that comment. But by them being really attractive to men, chances are they have more sex and more sexual partners too, and as a result are more open and adventurous. Because many girls will refuse, some guys stick to the ones that give that one up too.

 

[jasonk282]

That's probably what they tell guys so they won't judge, and let the guy do the convincing...but the girls that I know, especially the really hot ones, have all tried it. And I'm not saying that being hot is what makes them want it, just in case someone wants to twist that comment. But by them being really attractive to men, chances are they have more sex and more sexual partners too, and as a result are more open and adventurous. Because many girls will refuse, some guys stick to the ones that give that one up too.

what you said is that ugly people don;t like anal sex, but hot people do. Some people just dont like 6-9in shoved up their ass, strange as it might be.

 

[TrueTranssexual]

what you said is that ugly people don;t like anal sex, but hot people do. Some people just dont like 6-9in shoved up their ass, strange as it might be.

OMG...I even pointed it out that I didn't mean that. I definitely know some not so attractive people that LOVE IT! I just noticed, that of all my girlfriends, the really hot ones have all tried it. If you disagree with the theory I gave for why this is the case, then that's a different thing.

 

[TrueTranssexual]

ALSO, this is not a thread to convince anyone who is not into anal sex to engage in it. But for those who want to experience it, to really enjoy it! So GET OVER IT!:thefinger