Ugh. Bumper Stickers.

[~~whimsy~~]

Especially the stupid smart ass ones where it has something like: I'm not a bitch, I just don't like you.

Or that insipid COEXIST one. Then you have the dumb political ones. Some even being Clinton/Gore ones.

You can tell a lot about a person who has their back car tagged up like a piece of luggage going across the world.

I think out of the hundreds of bumper stickers I see in a day only two or three might actually be decent.

 

[BlueBalls]

Who the fuck is this asshole? :wtf:

 

[Thomas O'Malley]

Don't follow me, I get lost as well.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Like Sigs.
Everyone has one.
99% are shit.

See below for an example of one of the 1% of great sigs.

 

[funkipman]

No matter what the bumper sticker is, it's a sad thing to do to a car:2 cents:.

 

[lurkingdirk]

While I agree with you, I did laugh out loud the first time I saw a "Voldemort/Cheney" sticker.

Damn, I suck.

 

[CunningStunts]

First off, anyone with more than a couple needs to be sterilized, then a lobotomy.

Second, it does seem there is an inverse relationship between people who like bumper stickers and people who like good/clever shit.

I did see one the other day that made me laugh... "Think Green... Legalize it!"

Another one I remember said "Be Nice to America... Or we will bring Democracy to your Country."

 

[xfire]

I should probably scrape my old university parking sticker off the front windshield.

 

[PlumpRump]

In high school, I had a "Bong Load Records" sticker on the driver's side, B-Pillar of my truck, and it was the first thing one would see when they approached the driver's side of the vehicle. The police officers I came in contact with during the course of owning that vehicle were not particularly impressed or amused by it, and as an adult I realize that (in my opinion, at least) cars should not be viewed as opportunities to make social, comedic or political commentary. And most who view it and utilize it as such, are douches.