Valentine's Rhymes

[Sutty]

Stuck for a verse to put in your Valentines Card this year. Try one of these.....or not

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you, screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell".

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime

Roses are red, violets are blue.
The dog next door reminds me of you.

Roses are red, violets are blue.
I was born beautiful, what happened to you?

 

[Blackjack]

lmao the last ones are great. actually, they're all great!

 

[Brewtality]

:rofl: funny as hell
Thanks SUTTY :rofl: :rofl: :rofl2:

 

[dlgardner]

No wonder VD and Valentines day have the same initials..

My First Experience


The night was dark,
the moon was high.
We were alone,
just her and I.
Her hair was soft,
her figure fine,
as I ran my fingers along her spine.
I remember now with my fast beating heart,
as she slowly spread her legs apart.
And now it's over,
it's over now, my first experience at milking a cow.

 

[dlgardner]

There once was a man from Kildaire,
who was screwing a girl on the stair.
The bannister broke,
so he doubled his stroke,
and finished her off in midair....


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